g Giant Talking Cat murdering Tank piloting nuke dropping Alien Genocide technician who is also an expert at the use of Handguns, Knives, Crowbars, Bats, Shotguns, Submachineguns, machineguns, rocket launchers, alien-insect guns, gauss rifles, mechanical humanoid super weapons, grenades, dynamites, mortars, flamethrowers, plasma guns, rail guns (both handheld and mech-mounted), BFGs and am well versed in Karate, Kung-Fu, Jeet Kune Do, Boxing, Kick Boxing, Samurai-sword fighting, Fencing, Medical Aid, helicopter flying, carjacking, space-buffoonery, magic, police tactics, antiterrorist tactics, and communications from the year 1900 onwards. I can command entire armies across the entire world, and takeover entire civilizations easily. This is the power of someone who has played video games since they were young and impressionable. If you are a: Zombie, Kilrathi, Friendly Human, a Cop, a Firefighter, a Paramedic, a Nazi, an American, British, a Terrorist, a Dog, a Shambler, from the planet Xen, or in any of the gangs : Yakuza, Daibatsu, or the Scientists, I will fuck your ass up without flinching. Do not fuck with the video gamers Mr. Yee. We are well trained assassins, medics, murderers, psychos, pilots, torturers, tunnelers, Generals, Antiterrist super agents, criminal masterminds, Martial arts experts, swordmasters, witches, sorcerers and warlocks. You have no chance to survive.
Also realize, I will eat the red mushroom and grow to massive proportions. The leaf can and does imbue me with the power to fly over you with a wag of my raccoon tail. Eating flowers results in fire-balls of your demise. I can Stack things with stalkingly-torturesome efficiency. I will construct complex structures with only a set of pliers. There is no stopping the violent young video gamers.This comment was edited on Dec 1, 11:39.
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