See this is exactly what I'm saying. This guy must have watched that movie "Dude, where's my car?" So now everytime he's surprised, annoyed, confused, or otherwise emotionally traumatized and intellectually challenged he poses a question that begins with "Dude," as if that is somekind of magic mantra.
Not only that, but this poor feeb couldn't even put a question mark at the end of his question. Do you realize that actually added punctuation but that you failed to ask a question? Now what am I supposed to do? I don't know whether you are telling me "what in the fuck am I talking about" or if you are asking me "what in the fuck am I talking about". Dude, I just don't get you.