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Contract J.A.C.K. Gold

VU Games sends along a cryptic note about contract J.A.C.K., Monolith's upcoming shooter that's a prequel to NOLF 2. After running this through the cryptography computer at the BlueTower we have concluded that it indicates the game is gold and due for release on November 11, and that a demo is due on November 6. See what you think:

To: John Jack, Contract Killer
From: H.A.R.M. Headquarters
Date: October 31, 1968
Mission: GOLD STATUS for Danger Danger Mission

It seems that Il Pazzo, the leader of Danger Danger, has stepped up the plans to take down the H.A.R.M. organization.

We must now move to GOLD STATUS to ensure we can begin our mission on Tuesday, November 11th as planned.

To prepare you, we will have a NEW training mission available for you and the H.A.R.M. assassins on Thursday, November 6th at 16:00 PST at the following top-secret location:

Make sure all the assassins know about this training mission immediately!

This CONTRACT, JACK, will have to be and IS now moved to GOLD status.

Dmitrij Volkov
H.A.R.M. Headquarters

5. Re: haha Oct 31, 2003, 19:41 Krovven
the entire humor of the NOLF games have been to make things as cliche as possible

I was about to post the same thing.
If you didnt like NoLF or NoLF2, then I wouldnt expect you to like JACK.

NoLF2 never ceased to make me laugh....the tricycle chase was priceless.

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