Friends don't let friends use caps lock. Just say no thank you to caps lock.
Hats off to the Niagra Falls guy. He is one ballsy, crazy, sumbitch.
Ketchup? Catsup? Ketchup? Catsup? Oh dear, I'm in over my head.
- Mr. Burns
"And then, suddenly and without warning, it turned into a real-life case of hungry, hungry hippos."
- Stephen Colbert