Oever : We have something here for our special visitors ( takes
out a model airplane for Joey ), would you like to have
it?
Joey : Thank youuuuuuu! Thanks alot!
Oever : Sure. You ever been in a cockpit before?
Joey : No sir, I've never been up in a plane before.
Oever : You ever . . . seen a grown man naked ?
Murdock : Do you want me to check the weather Clarence?
Oever : No, why don't you take care of it. Joey, did ya
ever hang around a gymnasium?
Elaine : We'd better get back now Joey!
Oever : Noooooooo, Joey can stay here for a while if he'd
like.
Joey : Could I?
Elaine : Okay, if you don't get in the way.
Murdock : Flight 2-0-9er to Denver radio, climbing to cruise
at 42,000. Will report again over Lincoln. Over and
out.
Joey : Wait a minute! I know you. You're Kareem Abdul-Jabar.
You played basketball for the Los Angeles Lakers.
Murdock : I'm sorry son, but you must have me confused with some-
one else. My name is Roger Murdock. I'm the co-pilot.
Joey : You are Kareem! I've seen you play. My dad's got
season tickets.
Murdock : I think you should go back to your seat now Joey.
Right Clarence?
Oever : Nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, he's not bothering anyone, let him
stay here.
Murdock : But just remember, my name is ROGER MURDOCK. I'm an
airline pilot.
Joey : I think you're the greatest, but my dad says you don't
work hard enough on defence. And he says that lots of
times, you don't even run down court. And that you
don't really try . . . except during the playoffs.
Murdock : The hell I don't!! ( grabs joey by collar ) LISTEN KID!
I've been hearing that crap ever since I was at UCLA.
I'm out there busting my buns every night. Tell your
old man to drag Walton and Denier up and down the
court for 48 minutes.
Oever : Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?

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Robert Stack, handing Johnson a computer print out . . .

"Johnson, what can you make of this?"

"Pterodactyl, broach,. . . "

Dude: "Surely, you cannot be serious."

Leslie Neilson: "I am serious. And don't call me Shirley."

I can't remember his name. . . .

Tower worker: Captain, maybe we oughta turn on the searchlights now?
Robert Stack: No... that's just what they'll be expecting us to do!

don't call me shirley

(hopefully that was the right movie )


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Elaine, (over intercom) "There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?"



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A stitch in time would have confused Einstein.

Steven Wright

What is it?

It's a big building full of patients, but that's not important right now...

-tAE-

I sure picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

PC Port!




I'd rather be in a Turkish prison.

- The red zone is for loading and unloading of vehicles only.
- No, the WHITE zone is for loading and unloading of vehicles only.
- You're just mad that I won't get an abortion!

As for the game. Two words : PC Port. Nuff said?

Creston

Oh stewardess I speak jive.

Hey, Scraps is a boy dog!

lol .. Airplane was the funniest movie ever.

Have you ever seen a grown man naked, Joey?