I have not invented an ANTI-gravity device.
But I have invented a STOP-gravity device.
It is called a table.
Yes gravity still affects the object on the table, but it keeps gravity from moving the device any further, closer to the center of gravity! I am a JEANYUS!
"Plaque is a figment of the liberal media and the dental industry to scare you into buying useless appliances and paste. Now I’ve read the arguments on both side, and I haven’t found any evidence yet to support the need to brush your teeth. Ever."
I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
- W. C. Fields