You gotta be careful with steam, it can burn you!
*gets booed off stage*
"Plaque is a figment of the liberal media and the dental industry to scare you into buying useless appliances and paste. Now I’ve read the arguments on both side, and I haven’t found any evidence yet to support the need to brush your teeth. Ever."
I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
- W. C. Fields