Out of the Blue

The attacks from the spiders are becoming bolder. Last night I got tangled in a head-high web stretched across the bathroom doorway, and as I disentangled myself I saw the foiled arachnid scurrying up to the ceiling... you could sense his disappointment. I wonder if this taste for people has to do with the generation of crawlers that were born in this house, since we tend to let them go with a warning when we find them. Well, at least we don't have a lot of mosquitoes in the house.

We won't have many mosquitoes living outside soon if the temperature drop continues here. The calendar page had barely settled on September when the cold snap began, and since the New York autumn typically lasts the same couple of weeks that spring does, the heavy rain we've been getting should be turning into snowfall soon.

Play Time: Jedi Wars. Thanks Devster.
The Gender Genie. It thinks my two prior OotB's are female (but not today's), but it's right less often than a coin toss, so...
Links of the Day: Houston teams with McDonald's to fight fat. The "nation's fattest city" and the fast food chain.
Chinese tigers sent to Africa for hunting lessons. They've lost the eye of the tiger.
Stories of the Day: Firecracker stunt backfires on man. Thanks Steve. Truly gruesome. More Jackassery.
Ingenuity Helps Prisoners Cope.
Science!: Amphibious car drives over water. Thanks Halsy. Cue the Bond theme.
Power of Positive Thinking May Have a Health Benefit, Study Says (registration required).
Study: Saving forests best way to cheap, clean water.
Thanks Mike Martinez.
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Sep 4, 2003, 10:20
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Sep 4, 2003, 10:20
 
4th day in a row I cant work because of rain...darn

I'll just have to tough it out and go pick-up the new BF '42 expansion pak then.

the horror....the horror....

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Firecracker stunt
Sep 4, 2003, 10:20
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Firecracker stunt Sep 4, 2003, 10:20
Sep 4, 2003, 10:20
 
The man suffered a fractured pelvis and severe burns to his genital area after a firecracker exploded between the cheeks of his buttocks.

oweee .. Should have stayed with gerbils.

Depending on what scientist's theory you look at, there are 4 million to 30 million species of insects. Be glad they haven't formed a union and decided to take over the world.


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Re: Firecracker stunt
Sep 4, 2003, 10:22
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Sep 4, 2003, 10:22
 
jedi wars = lame
i went to pick up my copy of the new exp for bf yesterday and futureshop told me because of the holiday they never got there shipment in.
Im Soupkin.
I hope i dont have aids.
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Postal 2 sucks.
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Re: Firecracker stunt
Sep 4, 2003, 10:23
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thanks blue for not letting me edit my posts and fixing my horrible spelling/grammar
Im Soupkin.
I hope i dont have aids.
http://users.ign.com/collection/Serious_Soup)
Postal 2 sucks.
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Re: Firecracker stunt
Sep 4, 2003, 10:34
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Re: Firecracker stunt Sep 4, 2003, 10:34
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Really there are some stupid people out there. Sounds like a Darwin nomination to me.

And Jedi Wars does kinda blow!

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Re: Firecracker stunt
Sep 4, 2003, 11:13
jim
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jesus christ thats a lot of damage! what did he use a bottle rocket or a fuckin hand granade?

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Star Wars Kid x2
Sep 4, 2003, 11:45
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Star Wars Kid x2 Sep 4, 2003, 11:45
Sep 4, 2003, 11:45
 
I saw this post in the shack forum. Really good movie if you like martial arts. About 47 meg.

http://www-personal.engin.umich.edu/~shaselsc/ArtOfTheSaber2.mov

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jedi game
Sep 4, 2003, 12:07
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jedi game Sep 4, 2003, 12:07
Sep 4, 2003, 12:07
 
Jedi wars: [in simpsons comic book guy voiceWorst. playtime. ever.

Listen to Turbonegro
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jedi wars...
Sep 4, 2003, 12:23
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jedi wars... Sep 4, 2003, 12:23
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I'm starting to think I should ask blue to remove my reference from sending in the link. In my defence, I only played it for a few moments, and never got enough points for the lightning force power.

phuck write of ewe type-o crytics
Psst: Dan = Fred. Pass it on.
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Ad's
Sep 4, 2003, 12:30
Enahs
 
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 Enahs
 
I just saw an AD on here for something that is actually intresting!
Hell ya! Maybe Blue can start making more money, now that they are getting AD's other then that emode crap

And you better believe I clicked that bad boy!

"Science is but an organized system of ignorance." (In denial about who said it)
I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
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Re: Firecracker stunt
Sep 4, 2003, 12:40
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Sep 4, 2003, 12:40
 
Jackass is stupid, and people who copy it doubly so.

In the words of Obi Wan Kenobi - "Who is the more foolish - the fool, or the fool that follows him?"

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Re: Firecracker stunt
Sep 4, 2003, 12:51
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Re: Firecracker stunt Sep 4, 2003, 12:51
Sep 4, 2003, 12:51
 
when explosives, even something as weak as a firecraker is compressed (between his asscheeks in this case), the redult is more damage. Guys who make pipebombs will will drive a large machine bolt down the middle and tighten the nut at the end making it much more deadly.

still, nothing tops that moron who smashed a canteloupe full of burning lighter fluid with a golfclub that Blue put up a movie of in a past OotB

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"Both the “left” and the “right” pretend they have the answer, but they are mere flippers on the same thalidomide baby, and the truth is that neither side has a clue."

- Jim Goad
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Sep 4, 2003, 12:55
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Dr McCurdie said he believed the man had stumbled while the firecracker was in his buttocks, and fell down on it.

"By virtue of the fact that the explosion was confined in an upward direction, it went up into his pelvis, blasted a great hole in the pelvis, ruptured the urethra, injured muscles in the floor of the pelvis which rendered him incontinent.

ugh...I'm squirming just thinking about it. One less defective donating to the gene pool I guess....

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"Both the “left” and the “right” pretend they have the answer, but they are mere flippers on the same thalidomide baby, and the truth is that neither side has a clue."

- Jim Goad
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Re: Firecracker stunt
Sep 4, 2003, 12:55
Enahs
 
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 Enahs
 
Like George Carlin said (I think it was him)

Stop putting all these warning sign on things, and weed out the population.

"Science is but an organized system of ignorance." (In denial about who said it)
I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
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Re: Firecracker stunt
Sep 4, 2003, 12:56
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Re: Firecracker stunt Sep 4, 2003, 12:56
Sep 4, 2003, 12:56
 
still, nothing tops that moron who smashed a canteloupe full of burning lighter fluid with a golfclub that Blue put up a movie of in a past OotB

I'd love to see that...:0 got the link?

K

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Re: Firecracker stunt
Sep 4, 2003, 13:02
Enahs
 
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 Enahs
 
Testing length

Plaque is a figment of the liberal media and the dental industry to scare you into buying useless appliances and paste. Now I’ve read the arguments on both side, and I haven’t found any evidence yet to support the need to brush your teeth. Ever.
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Re: Star Wars Kid x2
Sep 4, 2003, 13:18
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Re: Star Wars Kid x2 Sep 4, 2003, 13:18
Sep 4, 2003, 13:18
 
That Art Of The Saber movie is really cool.

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Re: Firecracker stunt
Sep 4, 2003, 13:19
JM
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Sep 4, 2003, 13:19
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Dr McCurdie said young people were particularly susceptible to imitating movies like Jackass.

"I think films like that can influence people, particularly younger people," he said.


Of course, the guy in this incident was 26 so go figure.

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Sep 4, 2003, 13:20
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Jackass is stupid, and people who copy it doubly so.

Here here...but if they're stupid enough to do it, more power to 'em. We've got enough nimrods in the world.


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Re: Firecracker stunt
Sep 4, 2003, 13:21
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Have you ever attempted to kiss a girl?

They'll fairly soon give you evidence to brush your teeth.

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