Out of the Blue [Sep 03, 2003, 10:43 am ET] – Share – Viewing Comments
I've been helping my neighbor's sister treat his cat for various ailments while
my neighbor is on vacation. These treatments include administering a
subcutaneous dose of saline every other day. The questionable joy of sticking an
unhappy cat with a needle has fallen on me since this is something I have
experience with, having provided the same treatment for my own cat when he fell
ill years ago. Of course, as immortalized in the Seinfeld where Morty goes to
work for Elaine at J. Peterman's, the elderly often like to get an early start,
and today's call came at the crack of dawn, so that cat managed to get her full
serving of saline before I had even a portion of my serving of coffee.
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i'd have to agree
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ExcessDan
thanks blue for making me look like a moron
I don't think Blue has anything to do with it.
wow i really fucked that post up.. thats what i get for waking up and trying to type right away
thanks blue for making me look like a moron and not letting me edit stuff..
thanks blue for making me look like a moron and not letting me edit stuff..
ya you do and i hope you become an even bigger then you already are failure.
my classes start on monday
My classes started Monday, Aug 25th.
Today is already my 4th assignment I am doing 30 min before I gotta go to class.
Hell, I had a paper do tuesday, based off the book readings., and I only got the book tuesday mornings.
God I suck
"Science is but an organized system of ignorance." (In denial about who said it)
I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
- W. C. Fields
- W. C. Fields
Heh... kinda glad I changed my sig from the "get rid of the fleas by killing the cat" quote...
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"I've been helping my neighbor's sister treat his cat"
Whats wrong with this sentance?
Well, "neightbor" is the first antecedent to which "his" can apply, so I don't think anything is wrong with the sentence. Although I'd rewrite it to avoid the ambiguity.
I could be wrong... my grammar skills aren't what they used to be.
Nothing? is wrong?
It made perfect sense to me...whatever!
You ok tonight man?
"Science is but an organized system of ignorance." (In denial about who said it)
I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
- W. C. Fields
- W. C. Fields
wow you guys are fucking geniouses
"I've been helping my neighbor's sister treat his cat"
Whats wrong with this sentance?
Ah! See I thought this too, but then I figured it out. The neighbor who has the cat is male (hence the "his cat"), but he has a sister that Blue is helping.
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"I've been helping my neighbor's sister treat his cat"
Whats wrong with this sentance?
A. Sister could not have 'her' cat.
B. Typed this before coffee and after giving shot.
C. Infared coruption of applied mis-understanding.
D. Abuse of the language as we know it.
E. None of the above.
Whats wrong with this sentance?
A. Sister could not have 'her' cat.
B. Typed this before coffee and after giving shot.
C. Infared coruption of applied mis-understanding.
D. Abuse of the language as we know it.
E. None of the above.
I don't have some sort of vendetta against cats.
WUSSY!
"Science is but an organized system of ignorance." (In denial about who said it)
I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
- W. C. Fields
- W. C. Fields
Actually, Enahs it wasnt just me firing it was my friend too, so its his fault too :-D. And the cat was running too fast and I'm not too great at running shots. Nah we didn't do anything with the meat but we did tan the hides and make fur coats and sell them in New York as mink fur coats. No seriously, we just disposed of the cats in some place where they wouldn't stink. Yes, I did enoy the hunt, but I enjoyed just as any other hunter would enjoy a hunt; as a contest with nature, and yes it was a contest many of them were quite wild, and they just happened to be semi-domesticated cats- I don't have some sort of vendetta against cats.
my classes start on monday 
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ExcessDan
heating systems theory, blueprints and electrical theory
and two of my classes for tomorrow are already canceled because i go to a dumb school and they havent finnished the room yet.. good thing i paid for 16 weeks and ill end up getting 15 providing the teachers show up every class.
and two of my classes for tomorrow are already canceled because i go to a dumb school and they havent finnished the room yet.. good thing i paid for 16 weeks and ill end up getting 15 providing the teachers show up every class.
School stars tomorrow!
School start on a thursday?
What the hell is wrong with where you are going to school?
"Science is but an organized system of ignorance." (In denial about who said it)
I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
- W. C. Fields
- W. C. Fields
i love you soupkin.
what class was it?
im ok with fractions now cause matrixes are a lot nastier
what class was it?
im ok with fractions now cause matrixes are a lot nastier
school started today for me, only because i have tuesdays off. i hate fractions
thats all we talked about for 3 hours is fractions and more fractions
thats all we talked about for 3 hours is fractions and more fractions
*snigger*
I am a retard. *Starts
There was only one catch and that was Catch-22
I am a retard. *Starts
There was only one catch and that was Catch-22
School stars tomorrow!
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There was only one catch and that was Catch-22
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There was only one catch and that was Catch-22
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