dodged three shells from a 16 gauge shotgun and 15 from my semi-auto 22.
I do not believe you, I just think you are trying to get a response.
But, if it is true
GOD DAMN does your aim suck!
Maybe you should pawn the guns, and find some fragmentation grenades. Modern day fragmentation grenades have a 99%+ chance of killing anything with-in 5 meters of it.
That is a 15 foot radius, or a 30 foot diameter. If you can not get a cat with that, I suggest you get your vision checked, and if that checks out ok. You should then head down to the disabilities office and file to be legally classified as a retard.
"Science is but an organized system of ignorance." (In denial about who said it)
I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
- W. C. Fields