I sign my CC slips usually as daffy duck, seriously.
And I go grocery shopping for my mom at-least one a week, and she gives me her card. So I swipe out, stick it back in my wallet, and then they say 'ohh, can I see your ID', so I whip out my CC and MY ID, and boom. I have worked in many retail places, and even when I was a young budding teen, It was way to obvious how 'stupid' almost everyone in the world is, as in, they just do not pay attention to stuff. Man, don't get me started about working along side off duty police officers, doing part time security....man,...some of them were good, but most of them.....sheesh.....sometimes I believe police officers should not be allowed to carry guns.(I have gone through police academy, they are just seriously not trained enough, its very depressing)
I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
- W. C. Fields