That's it, I am going to live out all children’s life long dreams. I am becoming a superhero!! I am going to stop criminal activity!! I will destroy the evil doers. Thats right, I am going to be *duh duh* SAKM! Short for
Stupid Attorney Killer Man!
All your attorneys (and the ones who call them selds lawyers too) if you keep bringing frivilius and stupid suits, you will die!
Nobody ever said Oreo’s were good for you, its been known they weren’t that great, just don’t eat them!
The human body is a wonderful thing, but it has its limits! Big Mac's are not evil, but if your a dumb stupid ass that eats them every day, let you die early! It is possible to drink too much water and cause damage...wait...that’s it! I will make my millions of dollars, not by hard work and education, but by suing the water companies of American, after all, they are promoting a product that can cause harm in large quantities! Anyone want in on this suit? Or know a good lawyer, I promise I wont kill them.
I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
- W. C. Fields