We're messing with the very fabric of the space-time continuum here at the Blue
Tower, as we plan on celebrating Mother's Day today instead of tomorrow. In
addition to suiting the schedules of the various involved parties better, this
allows us to pay homage to the various moms in the family without knuckling
under to the pressure of the corporate powers-that-be responsible for such
holidays. Yup, we're those sort of rebels... don't mess with us.