There's a Star Wars Galaxies Movie
accompanied by the adage "two minutes of gameplay footage
is worth a dozen previews" (bringing this whole paying writers situation
into question). Word is: "The movie follows one happy Bothan named Jarren
as he seeks out a maker of fine blasters. Starting in a cantina on Tatooine, his
trip eventually takes him to Naboo where he engages in a little combat quid
. The movie's a beefy two minutes and thirty seconds long."