Well, since this turned into an anti-French thread...
During one of the many wars that the French and the British fought, the French just happened to capture a British officer. The officer was subsequently brought to a French general for interrogation. Noticing the British officer's red tunic, the French general asked, "Why do you wear that red uniform? It makes it easy for us to shoot you." The British officer replied, "If I do get wounded, the blood will not show, and my soldiers will not get scared." The French general replied, "That is a very good idea". The general turned to his orderly and said, "From now on all French officers will wear brown pants."
This comment was edited on Mar 17, 12:46.