Out of the Blue

Well, they had the aftermath of the Joe Millionaire show last night... man, that thing couldn't have turned out any differently than advertised. Instead of the woman he picked being mad at him for lying and all the ones he skipped being all irate as well, everyone ended up happy... even the losers were happy for the winner. So prior shows that were supposed to be about real romance turn out chaotic and fakey, and the show that was supposed to be chaotic and fakey culminates in what is purported to be true romance. I'm through trying to figure this stuff out... I bet it turns out that the couples in "Married by America" eventually end up celebrating golden anniversaries.

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Some of the captions made me LOL...

Wow... I've never seen LOL used as a verb before...
Maybe it's a sign.
Before you know it people are going to start saying it out loud. Picture this scene 10 years from now:
"Hey Bob, did you catch the last nights episode of "Really Married with Someone Elses Children?"
"Yeah Ted, I was LOLing for hours. But what really had me ROFLing was the new "Doggy-Dogs." Snoop sure got senile fast."
finalist reality shows not used in this message were: "Who can keep power over a small country?" "Who can avoid marrying the clone?" "Survivor: Nuclear Wasteland" and "Survivor jr:Lord of the Flies"

Eventually it would replace laughter altogether. And then anyone accidenltly transported back in time Would end up being burned after trying to voice the sarcastic smiley after saying "LOL. Right. If this is 18th century America, then I'm a Witch."

Sorry... I got a little PLIF there. I shouldn't check this at 3AM anymore.


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