"BKB: Losing The Will To Live All Over Again"

LOOL

An interesting game to say the least, but as far as im concerned not a game for me. Im sure there are funny movies and things you can unlock, and other odd tidbits throughout the "gameplay" but it doesnt seem like something id be interested in. I think the LSL series has a little more panache than anything this game could generate.
The reason im posting is in reference to the abject hatred for individuals with an opposing viewpoint. Flame their asses for what they say, not their damn grammar. Im against the Corporate trolling on messageboards as well, but cut the ignorant some slack. What if we're wrong and these guys really DONT work for the company? What if it was just some guys posting their (albeit misguided) reviews of the game?

Dont get me wrong, im not gonna buy this P.O.S. game

just my two cents mind you....;P


ps DOA DEFINETELY cornered the bikini karate market...

-Maas

You might know it by its other names:

BKB: Losing The Will To Live All Over Again
BKB: Format Your Drive NOW! Edition
BKB: Tit's 'n' Chicks (although it contains neither)
BKB: Tack Attack!

Although from your post it sounds like you've already played it alnya

'Despite constant warnings, you have never met anybody who has had their arm broken by a swan'

So what is Bikini Karate then?

Some lost martial art involving underwires used as Nun chukkas? Special moves involving thong wedgies?

Or mibby i`m reading the title wrong...

alnya

it looks like you are the real troll i am being serious and you come on and try to start a flamewar

I have now officially heard it all!

'Despite constant warnings, you have never met anybody who has had their arm broken by a swan'

it looks like you are the real troll i am being serious and you come on and try to start a flamewar

fredrickson, if you're gonna troll, at least try to get the misspelling and runon stuff CONSISTENT between post to post.

Otherwise it becomes obvious that you are trolling, and that violates rule 1 of trolling.

you are a dirty stinking liberal

How can you say this is a "fun game"? I've played almost every fighting game I could get my hands on since I was a kid, and I can say that without a doubt this is the single worst fighting game I've ever played. In fact, I'd go so far as to say it's the worst game I've ever played. I've seen more fun games written in 5 minutes in QBASIC. And no, I have nothing against the subject matter, but perhaps your love of the subject matter is blinding you to the fact that this is a horrible horrible game. Besides the horrible gameplay, most of the women aren't even attractive, so what's left? Nothing.

this is a fun game but all you ultra conservative nerds get all bent out of shape when a game features female bodies. this game has the most important feature of all in a game, GREAT GAMEPLAY, something that has been lacking recently in all of your republican NRA loving games lately

Hrmm........the fact that this game sucks doesn't surprise me. What SURPRISES me is that there are people who apparently hang out on the forums spending all their time discussing the game and the company that makes it. I mean....what the hell? I can't think of anything more bizarre than being a "regular" on a two-bit game software company's forums that makes a game like BKB.

I'm also surprised that so many of the defenders of this game think people here hate it because they don't like the subject matter. It's like they can't admit or acknowledge that the main complaint is that the "game" itself just isn't any good. Yet the defenders of this game seem to think the only reason anyone here doesn't like it is because they have an objection to the fundamental idea of the game.

Truly bizarre.

BKB:: Heaping pile of crap...

IGN.com's review is just.

this is the kind of game that leaves such a bad taste in my mouth.. wait... I think I give it too much credit when I call it a game..

so.. whats so funny about this dribble? it lacks wit...

This comment was edited on Feb 10, 08:09.

http://flashface.flashmaster.ru/

...take my advice and make Bikini Lesbian Babes simulation!

Just wait for Dead Or Alive : Extreme Beach Volleyball Lesbian Edition. Now with new per-pixel breast physics that realistically depict 1 of 4 optional breast types: Silicone, Saline, Padded, or All-Natural.

"Nothing livens up a robotic hymn of doom more than an amazing pair of jugs." - Brak
This comment was edited on Feb 9, 23:13.

:o %) ;P X|

I just downloaded Bikini Karate Babes and I have never been more disappointed in my life!

The idea is good. The graphics are ok. (somewhat pixelated)
The background music is only 1 song (hardcore techno) looping the whole time. (drove me crazy)

The game is sloooooow! It takes ages for the game to start.
The game plays slow and the fmv (full motion video) transitions are very bad and jerky.
One would think that after the game loads for 10 minutes that it actualy loads the graphics into memory.
Even Windows Media player plays media streams smoother! Wmplayer does not even load the whole stream at startup which I think this games "tries" to do.

If the game is actualy going to make money then I better start coding my own games soon. I could retire before I hit 24.

Oh yes, I almost forgot. The game does not check if you have a soundcard. It crashes with media stream errors if you don't have a sound device.

If someone would remake this game and actualy put some effort into it I'd actualy play it.

Ali G

PS. Respect

;) :o %) ;P X|

This comment was edited on Feb 9, 13:11.

This game sucks. I want to see girls love each other (thoroughly) instead of fighting. An interactive lesbian love game, instead of all this violence. You people are ruining our children with this! They will now go to school and try to Karate all their classmantes to death. For shame!@ Expect many lawsuits Karate People! NEext time take my advice and make Bikini Lesbian Babes simulation! Love, don't fight! Can't you ladies just munch some carpet and get along?

I thought this game was pretty original. Yes, fighting games have been done before. Yes, there have been far better fighting games released. No, this is of no threat to your much vaunted Mortal Kombat or Street Fighter (or whomever the kings are now). And yes, I enjoy playing the game. You can say what you will, but in the dawn, who really gives a flying rat's ass if this isn't your traditional PC game; the purest at this board might want to sod off for a little while and actually try to enjoy what they play for once.

Sure EvilGoof, we agree to differ, and I think that's about all that we can say...

Time to go get a beer, and play some BKB...

*Cheers and have a good weekend*
~~Speity

To post #91

No, there's no way to be 100% certain that a producer hadn't posted here, just that the people who have posted here early on saying they are not producers was accurate, according to the username they chose here in relation to the one on the BKB msgboard. If someone "really" wanted to fool people, then I am sure they could, but the ones that posted here (DAB, Pala, etc) are the same usernames as fans who post on the BKB board.

yup, i do too...

http://www.modelersunderground.com/forums/index.php?act=ST&f=4&t=583&s=4623e468f3da62562afc7f05cae65cb3