The happiest words one can hear from the judge in traffic court: "You are
present, but the officer involved is not. Would you like to make a motion to
dismiss for failure to prosecute?" My response? "If it please The
Court, it would certainly please me." The judge couldn't have been more
jovial: "Not to worry, The Court is always pleased... case dismissed!"
Thank you officer Jones, I hope you enjoyed the evening as much as I did.