Out of the Blue

What a disappointment, I was actually able to finish that jawbreaker I mentioned yesterday, making it a one-day gobstopper, far indeed from everlasting. A reader named Mat made a post to our forums pointing the way to a 1/3-lb Jumbo Jawbreaker if you want to experience the questionable joys of candy too large to fit in your mouth for yourself, but as my experience proves, there's a wide range of possible outcomes to working on one of these guys, though the ad does promise "This one will keep you busy for AWHILE."

We're still in mail hell, so let me repeat that the best bet for reaching us for the time being is to use our temporary bluesnews@abydos.com email address.

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Re: Freud?
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Re: Freud? Jul 10, 2002, 12:00
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Kinda sad ifu read this guy's BIO on his Dolemite page. It says he started one of his funniest standup routines by making fun of a retarded homeless man when he would come in and ask for food money at the store he worked at. he would make the Hobo recite the story of "dolemite" for some change to eat. Then it became the staple of his standup routine for yours as he became big (the Ray guy)

Not funny in my opinion at all.
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