The only thing worse than a teenager attempting formality on a video game web site messageboard is a sixty year-old man who posts to video game web site messageboards, AND ENGAGES IN POINTLESS FLAME WARS. So which are you? The young loser, or the lonely, old loser?
You've already lost; I have declared VICTORY and am now resting on my laurels. LET IT GO. Like Pearl Harbor, I have brutalized and demolished your Navy stationed in Hawaii. Unlike Pearl Harbor, however, is the fact that this is not World War II, and you are not going to win eventually, especially with faggy one-liners. TRY HARDER NEXT TIME, OR DON'T TRY AT ALL.
I'm opening this up for discussion, anyone can vote:
o Old, Lonely Loser? or
o The Young, Bitter Nerd