Out of the Blue [Mar 02, 2002, 10:15 am ET] – Share – Viewing Comments
As a holder of the highly-coveted title of webmaster, I have access to any number of
special offers that are not usually made available to civilians. Since I receive
so many of them that I can't possibly avail myself of them all, I thought I'd
see if any of you were interested in having any of these passed along to you. I
have information on how to refinance your mortgage, how to fix your credit, the
benefits of human growth hormone, herbal Viagra, prescriptions over the net,
cellular booster antennas, international drivers licenses, secrets the IRS is
terrified you'll learn, toner cartridges, how to make money from home, how to
add 1-3 inches to your penis guaranteed, and of course, how to protect your
privacy. All incredibly useful stuff, I just wish these people had some way of
letting folks all over the Internet learn about their valuable services. Maybe
someday someone will figure out a system for that.
Link of the Day: WilliamShatner.com.
Thanks Erik, who adds: "If
you have Estrada you got to have Shatner!"
Story of the Day: Police: Man dies after falling on his coffee mug.
Thanks Rosebud. When there's a shard with your name on it...
never put your email anywhere or give it out...
then again i guess that defeats the point of email...but its what i do anyhow and it works, 1 message a day from a family member maybe and thats it...
although im rather pissed, over the last year i've some how kept myself from getting any porn spam emails and in the last month alone i've gotten 3...wtf?!! hard for me to handel
then again i guess that defeats the point of email...but its what i do anyhow and it works, 1 message a day from a family member maybe and thats it...
although im rather pissed, over the last year i've some how kept myself from getting any porn spam emails and in the last month alone i've gotten 3...wtf?!! hard for me to handel
Use TMDA - awesome spam filter. Search for TMDA at freshmeat.net
My favorite has to be:
"Increase your ejaculation with 600%!"
my god...
"As a holder of the highly-coveted title of webmaster, I have access to any number of special offers that are not usually made available to civilians"
Hey Blue,
I've been in the market for a handy-dandy web-cam. Something small, perhaps even a "spy" cam of sorts. Seen anything like that? Heh.
Fletch
Hey Blue,
I've been in the market for a handy-dandy web-cam. Something small, perhaps even a "spy" cam of sorts. Seen anything like that? Heh.
Fletch
Hello, my name is Pete and I have been spam free for 6 months now. Yes it was hard to see that empty email box everyday at first. But then I got used to it and have been happier than ever before.
Doin' it Big
"Horny sluts are waiting for your big dick!"
Now, let's analyze this. First, it assumes that sluts interest me. Okay, that may be a fair assumption. Second, it assumes I have a big dick. Well, okay, I confess there, I do.
But the idea that someone, horny and sluttish or not, who doesn't even know me, is somehow anxiously awaiting my big dick just seems silly. And if they are, why didn't THEY tell me about it? Why do I need this intermediate third-party to pass the word via email?
So I was suspicious right away. I clicked the link, and, yep, it was a porn site.
-tAE-
Now, let's analyze this. First, it assumes that sluts interest me. Okay, that may be a fair assumption. Second, it assumes I have a big dick. Well, okay, I confess there, I do.
But the idea that someone, horny and sluttish or not, who doesn't even know me, is somehow anxiously awaiting my big dick just seems silly. And if they are, why didn't THEY tell me about it? Why do I need this intermediate third-party to pass the word via email?
So I was suspicious right away. I clicked the link, and, yep, it was a porn site.
-tAE-
No "anon 142.103", only webmasters get these unwanted email messages. Like me, you must be a webmaster and not even know it. 
My latest spam favorites:
"Attract women with bigger breasts!" - And to think I've been under the impression that the size of my breasts were actually repelling women.
The nastiest spam I've ever seen: "Make your c*m taste better so she'll swallow!" - I found this one so offensive that I strongly considered not ordering any.
My latest spam favorites:
"Attract women with bigger breasts!" - And to think I've been under the impression that the size of my breasts were actually repelling women.
The nastiest spam I've ever seen: "Make your c*m taste better so she'll swallow!" - I found this one so offensive that I strongly considered not ordering any.
on top of an ivory tower, and i constantly throw stoes,
foam stones but stones non the less
foam stones but stones non the less
Doin' it Big
People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones anon@142.103
Hey guys. I don't know why Blue is SOOOO stupid! I can't believe he doesn't know that everybody else also gets the same damned e-mails as him. THEY'VE ALREADY FIGURED OUT A SYSTEM, RETARD!
I really wish they hadn't. Spam is sooo friggin annoying! Anyways, later guys, and Blue, get a friggin clue. Jeezzz.
- Me
I really wish they hadn't. Spam is sooo friggin annoying! Anyways, later guys, and Blue, get a friggin clue. Jeezzz.
- Me
Nice one, tres funny =). And here I was thinking Americans didn't understand sarcasm/satire...
LOL, great post Blue. I have like an 8 year old Hotmail account, so I know what you mean!
Wretch
Wretch
Got any place where I can get info on that? I get a nice chunk of bulkmail just for having the alias "webmaster" point to my e-mail account on my two servers. I'd kinda' like to threaten them with something legal because just saying "please stop" isn't making the madness quit. =P
too bad you folks don't live in washington state. We are protected by law against unsolicited email. and if we do get any we can seek litigation against them. yay
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formerly known as spooky
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formerly known as spooky
Perhaps they could learn from those folks who keep telling me they can stop people from mailing me if I'd only confirm my email address. Surely there must be something in that. perhaps i need to send them money to make it work as well?
Anvil
Anvil
Anvil - from the land of warm beer and mad cattle.
I find it funny that Blue goes off on spam mail and then has advertising promoting ways to earn 4000 a week if you only click on the link.
I know that he has to pay for our continued enjoyment of this site but it just seemed ironic.
I know that he has to pay for our continued enjoyment of this site but it just seemed ironic.
Well I guess I don't know. But I would only do somthing illegal if I knew I wasn't going to get caught. KNOWING your gonna get caught and still doing it, That's just stupid. IMHO
DiH
DiH
Hey, I'd love to add 1-3 inches to my penis guaranteed, but then I'd probably have trouble walking around with an 11-14 inch penis...
Too bad she didn't see THAT one coming!
How do you know she didn't?
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