What eloquent ripostes adorn this message board, what repartee! It's like reading the minutes of a convention of ADD on speed. How you can reap such pleasure from such an abomination of a game with its silly pop up spawning Nazis, pasty faced character textures, ridiculous bucking and jumping gun recoils and pointless shooting gallery gameplay. And then pretend to be Tom Hanks going through Caen. Wow, what a movie like experience. Except the movie is "Voyage Of The Damned". To the ear mites that post the drivel here, may I suggest that you relax, take a "brown shower" from your boy friend and stick to self pleasuring with a favourite pair of tweezers and a magnifying glass.