I mean...god... if you're going to do an Alone in the Dark movie and not make it about the first game...
What's the point!? why not just make a Resident Evil movie and have umpteen more people recognize it?!
For that matter why not just make a generic survival/horror/adventure/island flic?!
Not that I'd actually pay money to see any of these sarcasm-filled examples...
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(Apologies for wasting anyones space or time with this message.)