DOOM: The Dark Ages Launch Trailer; Reviews [May 09, 2025, 11:59 am ET] – Share – Viewing Comments
With DOOM: The Dark Ages set to arrive in under a week. Bethesda presents the Official Launch Trailer. This takes a look at the hellish environments and breakneck action players can expect from the new installment in id Software's classic among classic first-person shooters. The description oddly starts off with "stand and fight" for a game that's all about running and gunning. And with the launch looming, the review embargo seems to be up today, as everyone is chiming in with opinions. Here's a roundup:
- Doom the Dark Ages Review - Tests your luck, Fast as F*ck, Worth your bucks - AGC (NSFW video).
- Doom: The Dark Ages review- Shields up! - Ars Technica.
- Doom: The Dark Ages Benchmarks & PC Performance Analysis - DSOGaming.
- Doom: The Dark Ages review- Goodbye parkour, hello Shield Saw - Engadget.
- Doom: The Dark Ages review - Eurogamer.net.
- Doom: The Dark Ages Review - The Old One - GameSpot.
- Doom: The Dark Ages review – id Software gets medieval in a dramatic rewrite of the shooter’s rules - Games - The Guardian.
- Doom: The Dark Ages - IGN.
- Doom The Dark Ages: A Very Good FPS With Too Many Cutscenes - Kotaku.
- DOOM: The Dark Ages Review - One for the Ages - MP1st.
- Doom: The Dark Ages review - PC Gamer.
- Doom: The Dark Ages PC performance analysis- Always-on ray tracing isn't a problem and even a cheap gaming laptop copes just fine - PC Gamer.
- Doom: Dark Ages took just a few hours to hook me completely - Polygon.
- Doom: The Dark Ages Review - Rock Paper Shotgun.
- Doom: The Dark Ages doesn’t run badly on PC, but enforced ray tracing slows the pace - Rock Paper Shotgun.
- DOOM: The Dark Ages Builds on DOOM and DOOM Eternal - Siliconera.
- DOOM: The Dark Ages Performance Benchmark Review - 35 GPUs Tested - TechPowerUp.
Did the game get rid of the platforming? Then I'm sold. 
Riahderymnmaddog wrote on May 9, 2025, 12:42:
More like Doom the W0KE ages.. the game has a ton of cut scenes, making it play more like a mexican novela that all them illegals love watching.. They literally added a shield to make the game easier to play for woman. Notice how you’re forced to wear an Antifa mask and most of the so called “demons” are red, to normalize violence against christians who love Jebuz and Donald Trump.
This is some of your best work Riahderymnmaddog.
I salute you.
nofb wrote on May 9, 2025, 13:08:Riahderymnmaddog wrote on May 9, 2025, 12:42:
More like Doom the W0KE ages.. the game has a ton of cut scenes, making it play more like a mexican novela that all them illegals love watching.. They literally added a shield to make the game easier to play for woman.
Wow, that's a lot of prejudice and misconceptions. You should catch up with our century, as most of us have already realized for a long time the brainwashing about women vs men was just BS.
Grow up...
PS: "literally added a shield for": how is that "literally"? Did you find a text or something?
I THINK he is being facetious. You know, ironically funny? (God I hope he is...). I guess it's a sign of the times more than anything that I am rarely 100% certain anymore...
Dr.Del wrote on May 9, 2025, 21:47:
You missed disabled folks....
Yeah. I gotta tell you I feel a bit disregarded...
"The assumption that animals are without rights, and the illusion that our treatment of them has no moral significance, is a positively outrageous example of Western crudity and barbarity. Universal compassion is the only guarantee of morality."
I am a weak gamer with slow response times, so while I could beat Doom 2016, I couldn't beat Eternal even on the lowest difficulty and wouldn't buy this in case I run into the same issue...
...But it's on Game Pass and I like FPS games, so it's just a (sizable) download. I can leave my PC on overnight a night or two.
...But it's on Game Pass and I like FPS games, so it's just a (sizable) download. I can leave my PC on overnight a night or two.
I still haven't played 2016 game! I stopped after DOOM 3.
Lol... how many people can you offend in 1 paragraph?
You missed disabled folks....
You missed disabled folks....
- DrDel
It's $58 on Green Man Gaming. 
I'll get this.... once I complete eternal, and this is on sale. I loved the first, replayed it to get all the unlocks. This is a throwback to the first so that is a positive.
$20 tops
jdreyer wrote on May 9, 2025, 16:39:Jivaro wrote on May 9, 2025, 16:33:At least you should be protected when the game is out of stock after selling out. No FOMO for Jivaro!
Using modern political logic, I decided to "own the anti-preorder people" by pre-ordering the game. Am I winning yet?
I am really lucky not to have FOMO about much of anything in my adult life. I don't have enough money to do anything but miss out the vast majority of the time
Jivaro wrote on May 9, 2025, 16:33:At least you should be protected when the game is out of stock after selling out. No FOMO for Jivaro!
Using modern political logic, I decided to "own the anti-preorder people" by pre-ordering the game. Am I winning yet?
RIP RedEye9. We miss you.
Using modern political logic, I decided to "own the anti-preorder people" by pre-ordering the game. Am I winning yet?
The PCG review sounds like my expectations. Less complex battles and arenas than 2016 and Eternal, but still fun. Just missing a bit of something. That's kind of what I feared from the trailers, given that I thought Eternal was one of the most entertaining FPS gameplay loops I've ever played and few games have ever made me feel as powerful as that game did.
The secrets also being less work is disappointing.
Will still probably buy it full price, will just expect to be slightly disappointed but still love it.
The secrets also being less work is disappointing.
Will still probably buy it full price, will just expect to be slightly disappointed but still love it.
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It would be nice if Bethesda set up Doom 64 on Geforce Now next week for us cheap guys that aren't going to shell out seventy bucks for Dark Ages.
So good they did away with all the fustrating timed monkey hoop jumping/hanging/wall running.
Now I'm a killing demigod again, and not a meth high squirrel.
This is one game I can come back to again and again, as with Doom 3.
Well done Id !
Now I'm a killing demigod again, and not a meth high squirrel.
This is one game I can come back to again and again, as with Doom 3.
Well done Id !
Once a year or so I am reminded why the Internet needs a globally standardized font indicating sarcasm.
BigVlad wrote on May 9, 2025, 13:16:
Also, Riahderymnmaddog forgot how Bethesda is heavily promoting asexuality with DOOM: The Dark Ages. I don't see Doomguy's wife anywhere? Why are they trying to destroy the traditional white Christian blonde family? I'm just asking questions.
Yeah, and the demons don't even have dicks and tits either. ASEKSHUALITEH CONFURMED!!!11
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nofb wrote on May 9, 2025, 13:08:Riahderymnmaddog wrote on May 9, 2025, 12:42:
More like Doom the W0KE ages.. the game has a ton of cut scenes, making it play more like a mexican novela that all them illegals love watching.. They literally added a shield to make the game easier to play for woman.
Wow, that's a lot of prejudice and misconceptions. You should catch up with our century, as most of us have already realized for a long time the brainwashing about women vs men was just BS.
Grow up...
PS: "literally added a shield for": how is that "literally"? Did you find a text or something?
Don't worry, it's satire. Also, Riahderymnmaddog forgot how Bethesda is heavily promoting asexuality with DOOM: The Dark Ages. I don't see Doomguy's wife anywhere? Why are they trying to destroy the traditional white Christian blonde family? I'm just asking questions.
nofb wrote on May 9, 2025, 13:08:Riahderymnmaddog wrote on May 9, 2025, 12:42:
More like Doom the W0KE ages.. the game has a ton of cut scenes, making it play more like a mexican novela that all them illegals love watching.. They literally added a shield to make the game easier to play for woman.
Wow, that's a lot of prejudice and misconceptions. You should catch up with our century, as most of us have already realized for a long time the brainwashing about women vs men was just BS.
Grow up...
PS: "literally added a shield for": how is that "literally"? Did you find a text or something?
^ woooooooosh
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Riahderymnmaddog wrote on May 9, 2025, 12:42:
More like Doom the W0KE ages.. the game has a ton of cut scenes, making it play more like a mexican novela that all them illegals love watching.. They literally added a shield to make the game easier to play for woman.
Wow, that's a lot of prejudice and misconceptions. You should catch up with our century, as most of us have already realized for a long time the brainwashing about women vs men was just BS.
Grow up...
PS: "literally added a shield for": how is that "literally"? Did you find a text or something?
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