LIZARDS MUST DIE 2 Released [Mar 28, 2025, 8:08 pm ET] – Share – Viewing Comments
We're not sure how the lizards feel about this, but LIZARDS MUST DIE 2 is now available on Steam, offering a co-op action/slasher sequel that declares war on over 7,000 species of reptiles. We won't spoil the craziness of the crazy Release Trailer by telling you how crazy it is. You're welcome. Here's some anti-lizard propaganda to explain what's going on:
The vile lizards, driven by their SECRET PATRONS, received NEW LIZARD TECHNOLOGIES and again insidiously attacked the lands of the RUS. HYPERBOREA is on fire, Baikal is polluted by FACTORIES for the production of lizard machines and only GLORIOUS HEROES can destroy all the damned invaders and drive them away.
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Back in Napoleon’s time, the English used to call the French "Frogs," a nickname that came from their well-known taste for frog legs.
The most exercise some people get is jumping to conclusions.
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