We're dealing with a little modern day excitement here in the BlueTower, as it seems someone filed an income tax return using my social security number. We're still figuring out what's going on, but this does appear to be a case of identity theft, and it will probably be a giant pain to deal with. So please wish me luck. On the other hand, we owe on our taxes, so if it was just someone paying off the IRS on our behalf, then I have no complaints.
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Xil wrote on Mar 25, 2025, 10:41:This seems to happen a lot so I am sure it's a me problem, but I in no way meant you. Sorry.Prez wrote on Mar 24, 2025, 15:04:Xil wrote on Mar 24, 2025, 14:46:Prez wrote on Mar 24, 2025, 13:43:
That happened to me. Hopefully you'll realize what I did - the IRS actually knows how to handle this fairly well and it wasn't nearly as painful as I thought it would be. Dealing with private organizations was 10 times harder. Talk about a shock.
The worst part was trying to figure out the mythical sequence of number presses required to actually talk to a human at the IRS. There were literal walkthroughs online explaining in detail how to do it, and no I'm not joking. Hopefully it isn't still that way...
That is if there are still people left to answer the phone....
Oh no, silly person. I assume that you are referring to how DOGE is cleaning out government personnel. Rest assured that because the IRS is tasked with taking money from citizens (including inordinately large amounts from non-elites as compared to elites), there will be no shortages there. That really matters you know...I mean... MONEY. Duh.
And it's really cute that someone right now is having a seizure because the top 1% of US earners pay well over 50% of taxes. Never mind the 15% they take from the soccer mom in Nebraska hurts 50000 times more than if they taxed filthy rich assholes 90%. You keep your precious little numbers - It's adorable and it's why we love you.
Actually I was not having a seizure or tried to troll. In every reorganisation the first things to go is customer support because customer support cost money. But anyway let's hope Blue gets trough.
Prez wrote on Mar 24, 2025, 15:04:Xil wrote on Mar 24, 2025, 14:46:Prez wrote on Mar 24, 2025, 13:43:
That happened to me. Hopefully you'll realize what I did - the IRS actually knows how to handle this fairly well and it wasn't nearly as painful as I thought it would be. Dealing with private organizations was 10 times harder. Talk about a shock.
The worst part was trying to figure out the mythical sequence of number presses required to actually talk to a human at the IRS. There were literal walkthroughs online explaining in detail how to do it, and no I'm not joking. Hopefully it isn't still that way...
That is if there are still people left to answer the phone....
Oh no, silly person. I assume that you are referring to how DOGE is cleaning out government personnel. Rest assured that because the IRS is tasked with taking money from citizens (including inordinately large amounts from non-elites as compared to elites), there will be no shortages there. That really matters you know...I mean... MONEY. Duh.
And it's really cute that someone right now is having a seizure because the top 1% of US earners pay well over 50% of taxes. Never mind the 15% they take from the soccer mom in Nebraska hurts 50000 times more than if they taxed filthy rich assholes 90%. You keep your precious little numbers - It's adorable and it's why we love you.
Another helpful step is to lock or freeze your credit with the three major credit bureaus—Experian, Equifax, and TransUnion
Jivaro wrote on Mar 24, 2025, 14:51:Taking on an older dog, that's an incredibly selfless act. Props to you, and sorry she's gone now.
We have a large contingent of doggie lovers here, so I will put a little "content warning" here. Sad story...
I have mentioned her before, Lady is my 120 lb German Shep/American Staffordshire Terrier. She was 9 years old, nearly 10 when I got her in 2023. I found her in a shelter where she had been living for over 6 months. Her previous family, who had owned her for her entire life, had moved to Texas and for some reason decided not to take their dog. She has been with me through some rough stuff these last few years. Mom dying, divorce....just a lot. Through all of it, she has been the best canine companion I could have asked for.
Yesterday morning I woke up to a quiet house. This is not normal. I usually wake up to a dog lick or tail to the face because it's time for the morning walk. I got out of bed and Lady was lying down in the hallway. She looked up at me, but she didn't get up. I knew something was very wrong. She had broken a rear leg as a puppy and I was worried she had hurt that leg. I helped her stand up, we got as far as the bottom of my porch stairs, and she collapsed to the ground. This time I knew things were worse than just a possible sore leg. A neighbor helped me get her in the truck and I took her to a pet hospital. To my shock, an ultrasound revealed a tumor on her spleen that had ruptured. She had an immense amount of internal bleeding that was pooling in her abdomen. Her pain level was rising by the minute and so I agreed to some painkillers while we discussed her options. There weren't any. Surgery was a risky option that had less than a 5% chance of her living through it given the amount of blood loss. At her size, taking her back home without any treatment was not an option as it would put her through incredible pain. I realized at that moment that yesterday was going to be my last day with her....and so it was. Some of my friends and family were able to come to see her, she was immensely popular with all, so she spent her last hours quite spoiled and very loved.
I am a wreck today. I work from home, but I am just staring at the screen TBH. Rationally, this is what you sign up for when you adopt a senior pet. Emotionally, you wish you had more time. So hug your pets for me today folks.
Neutronbeam wrote on Mar 24, 2025, 12:53:Are these publicly available?
Blue, please check your email for detailed blog posts from me on preventing and mitigating identity theft at local, state and federal levels.
Jivaro wrote on Mar 24, 2025, 14:51:
We have a large contingent of doggie lovers here, so I will put a little "content warning" here. Sad story...
I have mentioned her before, Lady is my 120 lb German Shep/American Staffordshire Terrier. She was 9 years old, nearly 10 when I got her in 2023. I found her in a shelter where she had been living for over 6 months. Her previous family, who had owned her for her entire life, had moved to Texas and for some reason decided not to take their dog. She has been with me through some rough stuff these last few years. Mom dying, divorce....just a lot. Through all of it, she has been the best canine companion I could have asked for.
Yesterday morning I woke up to a quiet house. This is not normal. I usually wake up to a dog lick or tail to the face because it's time for the morning walk. I got out of bed and Lady was lying down in the hallway. She looked up at me, but she didn't get up. I knew something was very wrong. She had broken a rear leg as a puppy and I was worried she had hurt that leg. I helped her stand up, we got as far as the bottom of my porch stairs, and she collapsed to the ground. This time I knew things were worse than just a possible sore leg. A neighbor helped me get her in the truck and I took her to a pet hospital. To my shock, an ultrasound revealed a tumor on her spleen that had ruptured. She had an immense amount of internal bleeding that was pooling in her abdomen. Her pain level was rising by the minute and so I agreed to some painkillers while we discussed her options. There weren't any. Surgery was a risky option that had less than a 5% chance of her living through it given the amount of blood loss. At her size, taking her back home without any treatment was not an option as it would put her through incredible pain. I realized at that moment that yesterday was going to be my last day with her....and so it was. Some of my friends and family were able to come to see her, she was immensely popular with all, so she spent her last hours quite spoiled and very loved.
I am a wreck today. I work from home, but I am just staring at the screen TBH. Rationally, this is what you sign up for when you adopt a senior pet. Emotionally, you wish you had more time. So hug your pets for me today folks.
Xil wrote on Mar 24, 2025, 14:46:Prez wrote on Mar 24, 2025, 13:43:
That happened to me. Hopefully you'll realize what I did - the IRS actually knows how to handle this fairly well and it wasn't nearly as painful as I thought it would be. Dealing with private organizations was 10 times harder. Talk about a shock.
The worst part was trying to figure out the mythical sequence of number presses required to actually talk to a human at the IRS. There were literal walkthroughs online explaining in detail how to do it, and no I'm not joking. Hopefully it isn't still that way...
That is if there are still people left to answer the phone....
fujiJuice wrote on Mar 24, 2025, 13:33:Jaysen wrote on Mar 24, 2025, 13:01:
I'm sorry you have to deal with that Blue. Wishing you all the luck in resolving that quickly and as pain free as possible.
I second that. Good luck Blue.
Prez wrote on Mar 24, 2025, 13:43:
That happened to me. Hopefully you'll realize what I did - the IRS actually knows how to handle this fairly well and it wasn't nearly as painful as I thought it would be. Dealing with private organizations was 10 times harder. Talk about a shock.
The worst part was trying to figure out the mythical sequence of number presses required to actually talk to a human at the IRS. There were literal walkthroughs online explaining in detail how to do it, and no I'm not joking. Hopefully it isn't still that way...