Okay, let me try this.
How about:
Postings on X are automatically forwarded to the FBI if they are "anti-US". And then you will get swatted.
Okay, okay, maybe not perfect, but I'm working on it.

With the return of "alternative facts" in January, I can see a great future for "informative postings" like this one.
In the current political and social climate,
don't be an aggressive monkey . Show that you have evolved that important thin sugar coating called civilization. Don't fall for the fools.