Scary Round-up
Thanks Ant, Neutronbeam, and Max.Brunch Link
- Tom Hanks Is Thankful a 'Forrest Gump' Sequel Was Never Made - The Hollywood Reporter. Unpopular opinion, but I hate the original.
Stories
- Gym requires climbing skills to use urinal - Boing Boing. The lawsuits will be worth all the lulz.
- US Space Force warns of “mind-boggling” build-up of Chinese capabilities - Ars Technica.
Science
- Fungi may not think, but they can communicate - Ars Technica. Future influencers.
- 15 Billion Miles Away, NASA's Voyager 1 Comes Back To Life Using 1981 Tech. Spock! Bones! Meet me in the transporter room!
- This Incredible Photo of an Ant's Face Is Like Something From a Nightmare - ScienceAlert.
Media
- How Da Bomb Hot Sauce is Made. Thanks RedEye9.
- NASA Rover Spots 'Googly-Eyed' Solar Eclipse - Videos from The Weather Channel.
- Doomed: The Czechoslovakian Nuclear Reactor That Kept on Having Accidents - Plainly Difficult. Thanks RedEye9.
Creature Features
Prez wrote on Nov 3, 2024, 10:57:
That is the difference between iterative and derivative. "Fallen" iterated on the possession dynamic introduced with "The Exorcist" to the point that they barely resembled each other.
Prez wrote on Nov 3, 2024, 10:57:
Asking for complete originality is pretty unrealistic, as "there's nothing new under the sun" as the saying goes. 'Curse' or 'possession', having seen "Fallen" I predicted exactly how 'Smile' was going to end. The worst thing a horror movie can be is predictable.
Prez wrote on Nov 2, 2024, 23:00:
As an aside, many people said that it was derivative of "It Follows". I might agree if I wasn't thinking that it largely cribbed its ideas from "Fallen" with Denzel Washington from many years prior. It was far more derivative of that in my opinion.
A close third of things that modern horror movies do that make me sick are cliches and tropes. I guess that you can say that jump scares are one of the grossly overdone tropes in horror movies in a way.
But when your movie starts, and within 15 minutes I can predict the entire movie with pretty reliable accuracy you are failing as a movie director and you are failing as a writer. Tropes an cliches are done, buried, unburied, beaten even more, then reburied. JUST STOP.
Burrito of Peace wrote on Nov 2, 2024, 21:38:Prez wrote on Nov 2, 2024, 16:34:
Speaking of movies, part of the problem I have with modern horror movies are 1) Jump scares
2) Being derivative instead of iterative
Those 2 factors more than any other issues make me enjoy recent horror entries much less.
I watched both "Halloween Party" and "Smile" for Halloween. My top 2 pet peeves were very prevalent in both of these, but they were just unique enough that I still enjoyed them. I think that I am getting soft in my old age.
Smile took an interesting premise and absolutely threw it away in the third act and cratered the landing.
But I agree, most modern horror is formulaic and relies way too much on jump scares. It's lame.
Prez wrote on Nov 2, 2024, 16:34:
Speaking of movies, part of the problem I have with modern horror movies are 1) Jump scares
2) Being derivative instead of iterative
Those 2 factors more than any other issues make me enjoy recent horror entries much less.
I watched both "Halloween Party" and "Smile" for Halloween. My top 2 pet peeves were very prevalent in both of these, but they were just unique enough that I still enjoyed them. I think that I am getting soft in my old age.
1badmf wrote on Nov 2, 2024, 19:27:
is anybody ever 100% confident a bios update will work? i know i'm not. sphincter just at varying levels of clutchness.
fakespyder wrote on Nov 2, 2024, 17:27:
Oh god, I know that moment of blind terror when you realize you're committed to a Bios upgrade that for some reason you're not 100% confident will work.
It's like getting your foot stuck in a woodchipper and trying to find the least painful passage through. Well, not really, but you get the sentiment.