Esports is not a sport but a demonstration of brilliance on the same level as Chess. The only difference is that it is a "video game" with intrinsic spectator allure. Very hard to "esport" chess.
"...and now with sports. The Cointen Spinky Whompers flumped the Floing Boing Welfencloppers, 70-fluff to 40-flabe. At the tone, the time will be 26 railroad."