We got very upsetting news from our friends who abandoned us for Oklahoma last year. Jedi the Jindo is not doing well. He recently started experiencing seizures, and the experiments with medications to address this has so far been quite unsuccessful. The latest is he is also now laboring with the effects of overlapping medications, and it's at the point where it's possibly it for the little fellow. I'm pretty wrecked as I write this. It's been a year since we've seen each other, but Jedi and I are BFFs. The only thing worse than thinking about losing him is thinking about him suffering, so here's hoping this gets resolved soon. Any sort of good juju you want to throw out there for my buddy is welcome.

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