Burrito of Peace wrote on Apr 3, 2023, 17:18:
RedEye9 wrote on Apr 3, 2023, 16:37:
But on a side note, the NRA has made a deal with Ivory soap to provide free bars to its members so they can wash the blood off their hands.
You'll want to use Dawn for that. Blood thickens quickly when exposed to the air and adheres to the skin, becoming quite sticky. Dawn cuts through that and washes everything nicely.
My stepmother called me and asked if I would drive her to the hospital because a varicose vein had popped.
After getting her checked into the ER I went back to clean her house, thank god her floor is tile. the rest is hidden for the red juice sensitiveI grabbed a roll of paper towels and went after the first big puddle. Watching the thick skin-like film bunch up in front of the paper towels, with the still liquid blood underneath, made me feel queasy for a minute. It reminded of the layer that would set on top of boxed Chocolate Pudding if you didn't cover it with wax paper. (the pudding you had to simmer, not the instant).
She was ready to be picked up by the time I finished cleaning. This comment was edited on Apr 3, 2023, 20:49.
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