Ahh, crypto bros....I can't get enough of these stories where they get ripped off and they've got no legal recourse. The real proof that crypto is garbage? In these thefts, it's never referred to in its crypto amount, only in what it's "worth" in a REAL currency. It's not a currency; it's a commodity, and a stupid one at that. It has no physical presence, which means when it stops being trendy, and is worth nothing. You don't even end up with a stupid tchotchke to put on a shelf and say "hahaaaaa, I paid $4500 for that little stuffed animal"; it's so insignificant that its remains won't even spark a short, amusing story.