Get Banana Hell for Free

It's a free game Sunday, as Steam is now offering the opportunity to pick up a copy of Banana Hell completely free (thanks Ant). Playing as a banana-man who peels out through levels collecting crystals and avoiding bruises sounds simple. But this Windows action/platformer from Petriheart is said to include two challenges: it is very difficult, and it is filled with "banana monologues." You can find out yourself for free as it will be yours to keep if you claim a copy by tomorrow at 1:00 pm EDT. Here's word from Bananaman Johnson:
"This is a hard game. I mean... really hard. A rage game, some would say.
And it's about me, a Banana... that's also a man, at the same time I mean -- I'm sorry is this too confusing? This game doesn't make sense, I know.
Ah, I've forgotten to tell you, I'm very annoying, and also don't like you - the player."
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Re: Get Banana Hell for Free
Sep 27, 2021, 20:23
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Re: Get Banana Hell for Free Sep 27, 2021, 20:23
Sep 27, 2021, 20:23
 
Kxmode,
Xero is saying that the cheap bastards in Valve/Steam won't ever break a nail gifting *anything* to even their most loyal entusiasts (a.k.a. bulk buyers).

They rewards us with their useless customizing items at the "Point Shop".
"Buy games, earn points, get shiny nothings !"

And I love Steam, wouldn't have even a fraction of my library without their lower prices for third world sh!tholes/sithholes.
But the Epic bounty is unparalleled in my gamer life Wideeyed

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Re: Get Banana Hell for Free
Sep 27, 2021, 19:41
Kxmode
 
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Re: Get Banana Hell for Free Sep 27, 2021, 19:41
Sep 27, 2021, 19:41
 Kxmode
 
WannaLogAlready wrote on Sep 27, 2021, 19:26:
Kxmode wrote on Sep 27, 2021, 16:19:
Xero wrote on Sep 27, 2021, 09:32:
Well Steam, they're trying! Epic Games Store may have given away Metro: Last Light Redux or the likes of Jurassic World Evolution, but damn it, who knew about Banana Hell until this announcement? That's what I thought! If anything, Steam is getting the word out there for games hidden into that deep darkness. Consider them the 1%. LET THEM HAVE LIGHT! Thank you Steam!
Publishers offer their games for free on Steam. Valve has nothing to do with it.
You're missing and unintentionally reinforcing Xero's point ...

Am I? Xero wrote, "Well Steam, they're trying" and "Steam is getting the word out there for games hidden into that deep darkness" and "Thank you Steam!"

1. Valve hasn't paid the publisher to make this a freebie, nor have they promoted this freebie anywhere on Steam or through press releases.
2. The publisher is the one that made the game free.
3. The news of the freebie came courtesy of Ant.

If Xero is referring to "Steam" as a collective of various games so that saying "Steam" really means the game and publisher, okay, I get it. But it is a bit of a stretch to praise Steam when Valve had nothing to do with it.

This comment was edited on Sep 27, 2021, 20:00.
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Re: Get Banana Hell for Free
Sep 27, 2021, 19:26
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Re: Get Banana Hell for Free Sep 27, 2021, 19:26
Sep 27, 2021, 19:26
 
Kxmode wrote on Sep 27, 2021, 16:19:
Xero wrote on Sep 27, 2021, 09:32:
Well Steam, they're trying! Epic Games Store may have given away Metro: Last Light Redux or the likes of Jurassic World Evolution, but damn it, who knew about Banana Hell until this announcement? That's what I thought! If anything, Steam is getting the word out there for games hidden into that deep darkness. Consider them the 1%. LET THEM HAVE LIGHT! Thank you Steam!
Publishers offer their games for free on Steam. Valve has nothing to do with it.
You're missing and unintentionally reinforcing Xero's point ...



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Re: Get Banana Hell for Free
Sep 27, 2021, 16:19
Kxmode
 
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Re: Get Banana Hell for Free Sep 27, 2021, 16:19
Sep 27, 2021, 16:19
 Kxmode
 
Xero wrote on Sep 27, 2021, 09:32:
Well Steam, they're trying! Epic Games Store may have given away Metro: Last Light Redux or the likes of Jurassic World Evolution, but damn it, who knew about Banana Hell until this announcement? That's what I thought! If anything, Steam is getting the word out there for games hidden into that deep darkness. Consider them the 1%. LET THEM HAVE LIGHT! Thank you Steam!
Publishers offer their games for free on Steam. Valve has nothing to do with it.
"What is the most resilient parasite? Bacteria? A virus? An intestinal worm? An idea. Resilient... highly contagious. Once an idea has taken hold of the brain it is almost impossible to eradicate."
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Sep 27, 2021, 10:03
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Re: Get Banana Hell for Free Sep 27, 2021, 10:03
Sep 27, 2021, 10:03
 
But does it come with peanut butter jelly time?
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Re: Get Banana Hell for Free
Sep 27, 2021, 09:54
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Re: Get Banana Hell for Free Sep 27, 2021, 09:54
Sep 27, 2021, 09:54
 
Took the bait because free. Now my library is tainted and smells like armpits and bananas.
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Re: Get Banana Hell for Free
Sep 27, 2021, 09:32
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Re: Get Banana Hell for Free Sep 27, 2021, 09:32
Sep 27, 2021, 09:32
 
Well Steam, they're trying! Epic Games Store may have given away Metro: Last Light Redux or the likes of Jurassic World Evolution, but damn it, who knew about Banana Hell until this announcement? That's what I thought! If anything, Steam is getting the word out there for games hidden into that deep darkness. Consider them the 1%. LET THEM HAVE LIGHT! Thank you Steam!
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Re: Get Banana Hell for Free
Sep 27, 2021, 03:43
Kxmode
 
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Re: Get Banana Hell for Free Sep 27, 2021, 03:43
Sep 27, 2021, 03:43
 Kxmode
 
sauron wrote on Sep 26, 2021, 20:25:
Sigwolf wrote on Sep 26, 2021, 19:56:
Free is free... but, nope.

I'll get this for free, for the orcs only. They deserve some punishment.

*Muhahahahaha* [evil laugh mode]



Oh, Sauron. I think your potassium is too low.
"What is the most resilient parasite? Bacteria? A virus? An intestinal worm? An idea. Resilient... highly contagious. Once an idea has taken hold of the brain it is almost impossible to eradicate."
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Re: Get Banana Hell for Free
Sep 26, 2021, 20:25
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Sep 26, 2021, 20:25
 
Sigwolf wrote on Sep 26, 2021, 19:56:
Free is free... but, nope.

I'll get this for free, for the orcs only. They deserve some punishment.

*Muhahahahaha* [evil laugh mode]


Kittens!
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Re: Get Banana Hell for Free
Sep 26, 2021, 19:56
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Re: Get Banana Hell for Free Sep 26, 2021, 19:56
Sep 26, 2021, 19:56
 
Free is free... but, nope.
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Re: Get Banana Hell for Free
Sep 26, 2021, 18:18
Kxmode
 
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Re: Get Banana Hell for Free Sep 26, 2021, 18:18
Sep 26, 2021, 18:18
 Kxmode
 
Hello?
This is Banana!
Banana who?
Banana Hell! 😄
"What is the most resilient parasite? Bacteria? A virus? An intestinal worm? An idea. Resilient... highly contagious. Once an idea has taken hold of the brain it is almost impossible to eradicate."
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Re: Get Banana Hell for Free
Sep 26, 2021, 15:59
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Re: Get Banana Hell for Free Sep 26, 2021, 15:59
Sep 26, 2021, 15:59
 
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring Bananphone!
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Re: Get Banana Hell for Free
Sep 26, 2021, 12:37
El Pit
 
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Re: Get Banana Hell for Free Sep 26, 2021, 12:37
Sep 26, 2021, 12:37
 El Pit
 
Hey, man.. I ain't fallin' for no BANANA in my TAILPIPE!

Snagged.
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Re: Get Banana Hell for Free
Sep 26, 2021, 12:17
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Sep 26, 2021, 12:17
 
SUCCESS!
Banana Hell is now registered to your account on Steam.

Now i am complete.
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