Out of the Blue

Well, I had planned on doing a little grilling in Manstovia today, but the weather is not cooperating. It's certainly not appropriate to be upset by a little rain when so many are still coping with actual weather problems, but this is causing a change in plans. My recent efforts at expanding my cooking horizons to the indoor stove are helpful for an occasion like this, as it allows me to pivot easily. And stay dry.

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Why Satanists may be the last, best hope to save abortion rights in Texas
Scorpio Slasher: ... What about you boy, what do hate?
Marcus: ... Bullies. Tiny d*ck egotists who hurt people for no reason, make people lock their doors at night. People who make general existence worse, people like you.
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Acleacius wrote on Sep 5, 2021, 16:12:
Why Satanists may be the last, best hope to save abortion rights in Texas
Is it because they have an awesome gift shop? https://thesatanictemple.com/collections
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RedEye9 wrote on Sep 5, 2021, 16:17:
Acleacius wrote on Sep 5, 2021, 16:12:
Why Satanists may be the last, best hope to save abortion rights in Texas
Is it because they have an awesome gift shop? https://thesatanictemple.com/collections

Is it because they're a greater force for good than any "Christian" church in Texas ever is?
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alanis morissette should add a new line in 'Ironic' about how the christian fundies' zealotry has made it unironically normal to see the church of satan as a force for good. doesn't flow i know, but she's the musician, i'm not =)
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Acleacius wrote on Sep 5, 2021, 16:12:
Why Satanists may be the last, best hope to save abortion rights in Texas

Well if you can't count on devil worshipers, who can you count on?
“With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably." - Aaron Sati
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Burrito of Peace wrote on Sep 5, 2021, 16:20:
RedEye9 wrote on Sep 5, 2021, 16:17:
Acleacius wrote on Sep 5, 2021, 16:12:
Why Satanists may be the last, best hope to save abortion rights in Texas
Is it because they have an awesome gift shop? https://thesatanictemple.com/collections

Is it because they're a greater force for good than any "Christian" church in Texas ever is?
Video Slamming Texas Abortion Law Viewed More Than 1.8M Times
Here's some of the narration:
"If I am beaten and raped in the state of Texas, I have to give birth to the baby of my rapist," the narrator says in the video's opening. "If I am raped by my father, brother, or uncle, and get pregnant in the state of Texas, I have to give birth to the baby of my family abuser. This new law is so draconian that I can be prosecuted for having an abortion, and so can my doctors, family, and friends who advise, or even the Uber driver who simply drives me to the clinic."

"This is madness," the narrator says later. "The same people who have been protesting and screaming, 'My body, my choice' when it comes to the COVID vaccine are now saying I don't have any control over my own body."

All the women I know love that "Republicans are calling women's bodies 'Host bodies.'

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Lightning Strikes Same Street Light 11 Times.

I'm pretty sure I know what that means.
If Russia stops fighting, the war ends. If Ukraine stops fighting, Ukraine ends. Slava Ukraini!
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Sep 5, 2021, 17:42
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Acleacius wrote on Sep 5, 2021, 16:12:
Why Satanists may be the last, best hope to save abortion rights in Texas

Texas: where viruses have reproductive rights, but women don't.
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U2 song scientifically proven to be most effective in the world for helping young children get off to sleep.

I assumed that it was 40, and was surprised when it was not. U2 always ended their concerts with 40 as a farewell/good-night song. It also is an incredibly relaxing song.

EDIT: forgot how charismatic Bono and the gang were back in the 80s, in addition to being pretty innovative and amazing musicians. People would still be singing the refrain from 40 an hour after the show ended.
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jdreyer wrote on Sep 5, 2021, 17:42:
Acleacius wrote on Sep 5, 2021, 16:12:
Why Satanists may be the last, best hope to save abortion rights in Texas

Texas: where viruses have reproductive rights, but women don't.
I so stole that.
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RedEye9 wrote on Sep 5, 2021, 18:18:
jdreyer wrote on Sep 5, 2021, 17:42:
Acleacius wrote on Sep 5, 2021, 16:12:
Why Satanists may be the last, best hope to save abortion rights in Texas

Texas: where viruses have reproductive rights, but women don't.
I so stole that.
I can see why, me too?
Scorpio Slasher: ... What about you boy, what do hate?
Marcus: ... Bullies. Tiny d*ck egotists who hurt people for no reason, make people lock their doors at night. People who make general existence worse, people like you.
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Edit: I will no longer engage in any political discussion on this site

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jdreyer wrote on Sep 5, 2021, 17:42:
Acleacius wrote on Sep 5, 2021, 16:12:
Why Satanists may be the last, best hope to save abortion rights in Texas

Texas: where viruses have reproductive rights, but women don't.

me 3 XD i'm posting that on youtube and stealing all your likes haha
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1badmf wrote on Sep 5, 2021, 18:52:
jdreyer wrote on Sep 5, 2021, 17:42:
Acleacius wrote on Sep 5, 2021, 16:12:
Why Satanists may be the last, best hope to save abortion rights in Texas

Texas: where viruses have reproductive rights, but women don't.
me 3 XD i'm posting that on youtube and stealing all your likes haha
Be my guest. Also-

Texas: won't force a 12 year old to wear a mask, but will force a 12 year old to have a baby.

Texas: if pregnancy is God's will, then so is impotence - ban Viagra.

EDIT:
Texas: Where the punishment for aborting after rape is worse than the punishment for rape.

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eRe4s3r wrote on Sep 5, 2021, 18:26:
If only these women took the hint and moved OUT of the state of Texas, who clearly does not value them. Does it ever occur to them that THEY are what makes Texas? If they moved out, Texas would instantly cease to exist.

Holy shit! Who knew that it was so easy to completely uproot your life (especially if you're poor), move to a completely new location (at absolutely no charge), and get a new job all in the middle of a pandemic that 95% of Texas is marked as "uncontrolled transmission"?

Good job, man. You cracked the riddle. Somebody sign this man up for a Nobel prize!
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I don't really want to pile on, but BoP is right. You clearly didn't have your thinking cap on when you wrote that eRe4s3r, but it happens to the best of us occasionally.
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All they need to do is cross their legs, no relocating necessary.and never vote republican
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RedEye9 wrote on Sep 5, 2021, 22:41:
All they need to do is cross their legs, no relocating necessary.and never vote republican

Sarcasm levels in that comment are off the scale.
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RedEye9 wrote on Sep 5, 2021, 22:41:
All they need to do is cross their legs, no relocating necessary.and never vote republican

Unless, of course, they're raped but then that's God's will for the host bodies.
"Just take a look around you, what do you see? Pain, suffering, and misery." -Black Sabbath, Killing Yourself to Live.

“Man was born free, and he is everywhere in chains” -Jean-Jacques Rousseau

Purveyor of cute, fuzzy, pink bunny slippers.
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Burrito of Peace wrote on Sep 5, 2021, 23:06:
RedEye9 wrote on Sep 5, 2021, 22:41:
All they need to do is cross their legs, no relocating necessary.and never vote republican

Unless, of course, they're raped but then that's God's will for the host bodies.
I was thinking more along the lines of denying what they have to the tiny dicked losers who voted in the law.
Cut them off and they'd sing a different tune.
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