Bum Simulator Released

Early Access to Bum Simulator is now available for Windows on Steam, allowing the chance to live the dream of an indigent life in the city of Bumsville. In case that description isn't clear, this is a throwback to a time when games exercised a little less delicacy about social issues. You can see some bumming around in action in the Launch Trailer which demonstrates this is not exactly steeped in realism. Here's more:
Bum Simulator is a sandbox game bursting with inappropriate humor and memorable characters.

You live on the streets of Bumsville. Do you have what it takes to adapt, survive and become an urban legend?

Apart from day-to-day survival, you can enjoy many unique activities:

  • Weaponize the pigeons
  • Learn the secrets of Alcohol Alchemy
  • Build your own cardboard house
  • Talk with your shopping cart friend
  • Solve the mystery of sewer rat people
  • ...and much more!

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Can I play as an ass?
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This reminds me of Postal. Which reminds me I should check the current state of No Regerts.
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All I want in life right now is for Josh from Let's Game it Out to buy this game.
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But do I get to engage in pugilist activities and reckless stunts for cash?
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Going by the title, I thought I would recognize much more of the gameplay.
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Jules: Well, that's what I've been sitting here contemplating. First, I'm going to deliver this case to Marsellus, then, basically, I'm just going to walk the Earth.

Vincent: What'cha mean, "walk the Earth"?

Jules: You know, like Caine in Kung Fu: walk from place to place, meet people, get into adventures.

Vincent: And how long do you intend to walk the Earth?

Jules: Until God puts me where He wants me to be.

Vincent: And what if He don't do that?

Jules: If it takes forever, then I'll walk forever.

Vincent: So you decided to be a bum?

Jules: I'll just be Jules, Vincent; no more, no less.

Vincent: No, Jules. You've decided to be a bum. Just like those pieces of shit out there who beg for change, sleep in garbage bins and eat what I throw away. They got a name for that, Jules: it's called "a bum". And without a job, a residence or legal tender, that's exactly what you're going to be: a fucking bum.
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