As you can see, we've decided to rebrand the site with a new name and a whole new look. It may take a while to replace all the blue with pink, but it will be a sight (site?) to behold when it's finished. For reals.

So yeah, the annual day of dread is here. As usual I'll try not to accidentally pass off any of the April Fool's Day hilarity as real news. If mistakes are made, I'll just break out the mop and clean up as best I can. As usual, actual news will probably be light as no one wants their news mistaken for tomfoolery.

Also, time begins on opening day! The Major League Baseball season begins today. The Mets finally have a new owner who has serious money to spend, so I head into the fray with newfound optimism.

Optimistic Round-up
Thanks Ant and Neutronbeam.

Breakfast Link

• George Will’s 2021 Opening Day Baseball Quiz.

Story

• National Burrito Day 2021: Deals, free food at Chipotle, Taco Bell.

Science

• Pompeii: Ancient remains are helping scientists learn what happens to a body caught in a volcanic eruption. Thanks Max.

Media

• BEST OF MARCH 2021 - Guinness World Records.
• How Close Paul McCartney Came To Pulling The Plug On ‘Carpool Karaoke.’ Thanks Acleacius.