Okay, I think I figured it out. These shylock lawyers specialize in this crap, and they harvest suckers for class actions.
Here's a web form on their site asking if you think you might qualify for a class action against WebMd.com for making 'Secret Recording of Visitors Activity'. Sounds like exactly the same thing they're claiming about Intel.
https://www.sflinjuryattorneys.com/class-actions/website-wiretapping-privacy-violation-lawsuit/Probably something this firm does to annoy companies into giving them some small settlement to leave them alone.
I'm gonna sue Blue for 'making a record of my typing strokes' while I'm typing this post.
- "The same idiots whining about cancel culture are the people who tried to cancel pretty much every video game, book genre, and RPG when I was a kid." - James S. A. Corey