1) the "graphics" look pretty fucking neat, ie. the main gimmick rendering 2x worlds at once is quite novel. It's not Mario Kart split-screen because it's not referencing 2x the same world.
2) Didn't people go ga-ga for that firewatcher game a couple years back? Wasn't that mostly just walking with no threats? I mean maybe it's not a particularly well-done walking simulator, but on the surface it easily has my interest piqued.
3) The smarmy cunt tone can get fucked in general, so if all these reviews are pushing that shit, fuck em. Random complaint: Playing SWBF2 there's just soooo many people screaming at me (ever since EGS made it free) that when I do good I'm just "really sweaty" and "super cringe tryhard with no life who never goes outside, and who's never touched a woman". I mean it was cute for a bit at first, but there's fucking legions of these smarmy cunts. Why has this defense mechanism gained so much traction? How is me doing good just me being "sweaty". Imagine using that insult in any other competitive environment. Losing, badly, then trying to walk it off criticizing the victor for being "one of those people" who actually "try" when they compete. It's so dumb. I hate the fucking world sometimes. The kids are not alright. /rant
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