Out of the Blue

Merry Christmas Eve! I guess Santa thinks we've been naughty, as the site was down for a bit just before this, but things seem to be under control now. If there's coal in my stocking, I'll know for sure. We're sure not looking at a white Christmas in these parts, as it's quite warm today, and the snow we accumulated last week is starting to melt off. The forecast does warn about very high winds, however, so there's always the possibility of a power outage. I'll just have to keep my fingers crossed and let you know if there's a problem. Hopefully it won't come to that. Anyway, whether you are celebrating the holiday or not, here's wishing you tidings of comfort and joy (comfort and joy), tidings of comfort and joy.

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Re: Out of the Blue
Dec 25, 2020, 07:04
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Re: Out of the Blue Dec 25, 2020, 07:04
Dec 25, 2020, 07:04
 El Pit
 
Merry X-mas to all of you, your families, your friends, your pets, and... well to each and everyone of you!
I hope you have a fine Christmas despite the age of COVID-19 we are currently living in. A lonely Christmas is a reasonable Christmas in 2020, so you might want to consider this as an option, no matter how weird the idea itself is.
And I also hope that it is a peaceful Christmas in a time where so many people fall prey to "a side" in the age of polarization. It seems you are either a member team red or green with no compromise/alternatives - and here I am also, but not only talking about AMD and Nvidia. I remember that 2 or 3 decades ago everyone would say that a compromise is a reasonable and adult approach to conflicts and the the world is neither white nor black but actually a million different shades of gray. Maybe we can remember this and go back to this? All of us? All of us couple of billion people on this world? This would be VERY nice and also helpful.

But let me end with a wish from the very bottom of my heart:
FUCK OFF, VIRUS!

Thank you. Have a happy time! All of you! THERE IS NO ALTERNATIVE, JUST BE HAPPY NOW, ALRIGHT? THIS IS AN ORDER!
...we yet realize that America's leadership and prestige depend, not merely upon our unmatched material progress, riches and military strength, but on how we use our power in the interests of world peace and human betterment.
-Dwight D. Eisenhower
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Re: Out of the Blue
Dec 25, 2020, 01:01
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Re: Out of the Blue Dec 25, 2020, 01:01
Dec 25, 2020, 01:01
 
I posted a Best Deals Holiday 2020 thread in General. If you come across any deals, please post them over there! For example, I found Bloons TD 6 for 90% off, so I posted it.
RIP RedEye9. We miss you.
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Re: Out of the Blue
Dec 25, 2020, 00:23
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Re: Out of the Blue Dec 25, 2020, 00:23
Dec 25, 2020, 00:23
 
MxxCon wrote on Dec 24, 2020, 20:47:
Blue, how come you don't use some CDN to front the website? That way even if your server is down, you can still serve cached home page.

Question for Frans?
RIP RedEye9. We miss you.
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Re: Out of the Blue
Dec 24, 2020, 20:47
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Re: Out of the Blue Dec 24, 2020, 20:47
Dec 24, 2020, 20:47
 
Blue, how come you don't use some CDN to front the website? That way even if your server is down, you can still serve cached home page.

This comment was edited on Dec 24, 2020, 21:16.
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Re: Out of the Blue
Dec 24, 2020, 18:34
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Re: Out of the Blue Dec 24, 2020, 18:34
Dec 24, 2020, 18:34
 
A Quake 2 Christmas

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the base,
The scanners showed no signs of the alien race.
The bullets were placed in my chaingun with care,
In case Strogg invaders soon would be there.
The other marines nestled all snug in their pods,
Dreaming of gibbage and dark vengeful gods.
And I in my Kevlar, and official Quake 2 cap,
Had just settled down for a long cryo nap.
When out in the night there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from my pod to see what was the matter.
I ran to the porthole, well shaded and sealed,
And cautiously turned off the magnetic shield.

The moon on the breast of the loosely packed mud,
Reminded me of Stroggos, and the puddles of blood.
When what in the sky should I get in my sights,
But a big hover sleigh and eight huge Parasites.
With a mountainous driver, whom I saw at a gander,
I knew that it must be a damned Tank Commander.
More rapid than lasers his coursers they came,
And he whipped them, and grunted, and called them by name.

"Now Slasher! Now Mincer! Now Pincer, and Mangler!
On Killer! On Ripper! On Gutter and Strangler!"
"To the top of the sandbags! To the top of the wall!"
"Move it, you maggots, or I'll slaughter you all!"

As starships that before a black hole should race,
When they meet with the deadliest hazard in space,
So down to the barracks the cyborgs they flew,
With a sleigh full of ammo and the Tank Commander too.
And then, in the courtyard, I gulped as I saw,
The gouging and scraping of each razor-sharp claw.
As I drew forth my blaster, and let out a call,
The giant Strogg bastard broke right through the wall.

He was dressed all in steel, both solid and mesh,
Held together by strips of grotesque human flesh.
A bundle of rockets he had flung on his back,
He could kill a small army with what he had in that sack.
His eyes -- how they gleamed!
"I must sound the alarms!"
This monster meant business,
He had cannons for arms!
His sly little mouth was drawn up in a grin,
And human blood dribbled all over his chin.
His guns issued smoke in a hypnotic pattern,
Encircling his head like the great rings of Saturn.
He had a broad face and a square, solid chest,
And a cybernetic heart pumping blood without rest.
He was muscular and frightening, a right evil old 'Borg,
With one thing on his mind -- sending me to the morgue.
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
Filled me with panic and horrible dread.
He spoke not a word but went right to the slaughter,
And my sleeping comrades became cannon fodder.
He killed all the soldiers with dual rockets blazing,
As I stood in horror my eyes blankly gazing.
The carnage complete, he strode back to the sleigh,
And I could do nothing but whimper and pray.
But I heard him say, as he flew out of sight,
"Merry Christmas, Hu-man. You got lucky tonight!"

- Emil Pagliarulo
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Re: Out of the Blue
Dec 24, 2020, 18:33
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Dec 24, 2020, 18:33
 
Good man saving that baby elephant! So shines a good deed in a weary world.
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Dec 24, 2020, 15:55
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Dec 24, 2020, 15:55
 
Happy festivities ya all
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