I wonder how the death threats are constructed:
"I know where you live"
"This is the last straw! Now I'm going to whoop yo ass until you turn blue!"
"If I see you walking down the street, I'm going to drop a piano on your head!"
"Don't be surprised if your car brakes don't work"
"I hope you get cancer, and not just the colon kind!"
"You better lock your windows tonight, 'cause I'm comin' for the whole family, including your dog"
"If you see a guy running towards you with a NASA t-shirt and a knife, that's me"
"We shop at the same market, so I'm going to run you down with my soda-filled cart"
"I've been practicing beheadings, so one more slip and... zing!"
"Burnin' down the house..."
"I'm going to f you up mofo"
"I've got the 'rona, gonna cough on you when I see your dev ass"
"I've got a barrel full of acid just waiting for you"
"I breed exotic cats, so..."
"Come on over tonight, I'm making steak & potatoes with some 'shroom sauce"