Balconing Simulator 2020 Released

Balconing Simulator 2020 is now available for Windows on Steam, offering the chance to live the dream of taking a drunken leap off the balcony to try and land in the swimming pool (bonus James Bond punchline). This carries a 25% launch discount off its already cheap price of $3.99 if you want to take the plunge. Here's a Launch Trailer and here's more, including an orphaned asterisk:
Balconing Simulator 2020 is a challenging experience that features impossible jumps from beautiful holiday apartments after a long night, allowing you to even add some extra party juice if you’re feeling brave. Perform some amazing air tricks, try your best to dive into the pool and get instant pictures of our best moments to share with the world.

  • Super accurate* physics-based ragdoll animation system
  • Dynamic difficulty depending on the beverages you choose to intake
  • Dozens of secrets to discover
  • Pictures of your best moments that you can Tweet to the world
  • Total representation: everyone can do stupid stuff

The game also features leaderboards to compete with other balconiers around the world.

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Aug 30, 2020, 06:08
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Aug 30, 2020, 06:08
 
It's not a suicide simulator. It's a British tourist in Spain simulator.
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Aug 29, 2020, 03:08
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Can I hold a simulated baby over the edge of the balcony like Michael Jackson or is that DLC?
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Aug 28, 2020, 21:47
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I've spent more money on games I thought would be better.. *shrugs*
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Aug 28, 2020, 18:02
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Benzer wrote on Aug 28, 2020, 12:06:
I think it's just an exercise in determining the minimum amount of effort required to make a product that millions of people will pay a dollar for.

This comment is on point. I wish Steam wasn't cluttered with this crap.
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Aug 28, 2020, 16:47
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Bill Borre wrote on Aug 28, 2020, 11:54:
I'm not sure of the appeal of this even in a fantasy setting. If you managed to land in the pool from the floors they're leaping from you'd hit the bottom pretty hard. Is this just a suicide in flashy ways simulator?
Shooting people and chopping limbs: PC Gaming.
Jumping off a roof into a pool: Suicide Simulator.
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Aug 28, 2020, 15:04
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Orogogus wrote on Aug 28, 2020, 13:34:
BIGtrouble77 wrote on Aug 28, 2020, 13:12:
It's funny how Steam will let this garbage in but GoG wouldn't touch it with a 10 foot pole. I really wish more credible publishers/devs would make GoG a 1st class platform.
I've never seen the problem with junk on Steam, just like I don't care about junk on Amazon. I don't see this on Steam's front page, so it seems to me that your problem is more with Blue and this site.
Good story bro.
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BIGtrouble77 wrote on Aug 28, 2020, 13:12:
It's funny how Steam will let this garbage in but GoG wouldn't touch it with a 10 foot pole. I really wish more credible publishers/devs would make GoG a 1st class platform.
I've never seen the problem with junk on Steam, just like I don't care about junk on Amazon. I don't see this on Steam's front page, so it seems to me that your problem is more with Blue and this site.
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Aug 28, 2020, 13:12
 
It's funny how Steam will let this garbage in but GoG wouldn't touch it with a 10 foot pole. I really wish more credible publishers/devs would make GoG a 1st class platform.
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Benzer wrote on Aug 28, 2020, 12:06:
I think it's just an exercise in determining the minimum amount of effort required to make a product that millions of people will pay a dollar for.

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Aug 28, 2020, 12:15
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Benzer wrote on Aug 28, 2020, 12:06:
I think it's just an exercise in determining the minimum amount of effort required to make a product that millions of people will pay a dollar for.

Pretty much that.
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I think it's just an exercise in determining the minimum amount of effort required to make a product that millions of people will pay a dollar for.
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I'm not sure of the appeal of this even in a fantasy setting. If you managed to land in the pool from the floors they're leaping from you'd hit the bottom pretty hard. Is this just a suicide in flashy ways simulator?
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