The example they use with the Pizza Guy clearly demonstrates he's an idiot. Is there some particular reason they can't hire a delivery person directly? Last I checked there were 35+ million people out of work in the USA currently. Jesus, I'm sure there'd be no shortage of people who'd volunteer to do it right now just to get out of the house. Or work for food and say $10 ph under the table. The problem isn't those services it's the clowns who use them.
"If you're going through Hell...keep going."
- Winston Churchill