The Half Elf wrote on Apr 11, 2020, 20:28:
Um folks... one of the Tigers here at the Cincy Zoo tested positive for COV19 (and had symptoms), which was given to the tiger by one of it's trainers....
So stop sneaking into the zoo in the middle of the night to snuggle with the tigers, and you'll be fine.
Although, if you continue and something crazy happens, they'd be able to make an awesome documentary:
Tiger Halfelf: Mayhem and Madness
To prevent CV-19, avoid the Serious Seven: weddings, funerals, faith-based activities, bars, gyms, house gatherings and other small events.