Bought an ActiBlizz game and wanted to play it as a stream? No no noooo, my friend. You will have to buy it again from Snowstorm, the upcoming Blizzard streaming service. And you will not only have to buy it again - after buying it, you will have to pay a monthly fee to use the streaming service to play the streaming version you bought of a game you already had bought before as a download. Because why make money once if you can make it twice and even make the
, sorry, fans not just pay twice but CONSTANTLY! Win!!! $$$! And then the streaming will not work well because of not enough and very slow servers (aka profit maximization) and the Blizzard superhero, The Grand Excuser, will talk to the fans at BlizzCon and will make an excuse that will not even excuse the mistake itself and will not admit anything at all because then Blizzard could get sued. But it will sound honest because many wellpaid spindoctoring experts with diplomas in economics, justice, and psychology worked on it for days.
And people will stand up and cheer and will buy the streaming versions and will order 2 years of admission to the streaming service again.
Free Hong Kong!
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