Out of the Blue

Happy Lunar New Year, as today begins the Year of the Rat according to the Chinese zodiac calendar. Specifically this is the Year of the Metal Rat, which means it's in danger of having its head bitten off by Ozzy Osbourne. So there, happy new year!

But as you have probably guessed, I fear that for the next few weeks I'll still be writing Year of the Pig on my checks.

Obituary: Samasource CEO Leila Janah passes away at 37.
Obituary: Clayton Christensen, author of “The Innovator’s Dilemma,” has passed away at age 67.

Running Gag Links: Thanks Ant and Neutronbeam.
Science: First space-baked cookies took 2 hours in experimental oven. Thanks Slashdot.
Fossilized Insect Discovered Not in Amber, But in Opal. Chaos theory confirmed.
Robotic gripper uses acoustic levitation for contact-free manipulation. Thanks Max.
Brain burnout. Thanks Max.
Images: Welcome to Canada. This is this morning.
Media: Talking to a hacker in PUBG - Cheater. NSFW.
Albatross-Live at the Hollywood Bowl: RIP Terry Jones.
Franzl Lang - Full of Lust for Life. No Trololo Song, but close.
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Jan 25, 2020, 16:32
 
Yeah, best joke of the year for sure. Makes me wish I had physical cheques just so I could do that. Go to the bank and do that. When the teller corrects you about the date say, 'Oh sorry.' then scratch out pig and write in rat, 'There ya go.'

No shit, welcome to Canada. I have a lot of family on The Rock and have been hearing all about this insane winter. I'll never understand why my ancestors thought settling on an island in the North Atlantic was a good idea.

"I like my coffee like I like my women. Black, with a side of prune danish." - Gilbert Gottfried
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