Yeah, best joke of the year for sure. Makes me wish I had physical cheques just so I could do that. Go to the bank and do that. When the teller corrects you about the date say, 'Oh sorry.' then scratch out pig and write in rat, 'There ya go.'
No shit, welcome to Canada. I have a lot of family on The Rock and have been hearing all about this insane winter. I'll never understand why my ancestors thought settling on an island in the North Atlantic was a good idea.
"I like my coffee like I like my women. Black, with a side of prune danish." - Gilbert Gottfried