Early Access to DEEEER Simulator: Your Average Everyday Deer Game is planned to begin on January 21st on Steam. Lest you think that title is an accurate description of the game, check out this gameplay trailer which shows this turning up the crazy to 11. But the unusual nature of this project should be obvious based on word that the titular bread from I am Bread will make an appearance. Here's more on the game, which got its start through a successful crowdfunding campaign:

Flex your “average everyday deer” powers – such as your stretchy neck, stabby antlers, and bipedal sprinting abilities – as you tear around the city, figuratively dunking on fools and literally destroying things left and right, just because. The town is full of cute, cuddly animals like cows and horses and whatever, and while you do have the option of playing nice and getting along peacefully, it’s obviously going to be way more fun to hop onto your furry friends or into all sorts of motor vehicles and roid-rage out all over the place (you can also physically punch stuff/things/people – again, just because).

As you continue to eff stuff up, your “Deersaster Level” will rise, resulting in bigger and mobs teams of law enforcement being deployed to stop you each time your level increases. Watch out: once the police have succeeded in demonstrating that deer lives don’t matter, it’s Game Over, man.