- You can make coffee.
- "A lot of love went into these pine trees."
- Fake Cortana is live.
- I can dress up for a party
- 1000 years in the future and they still haven't figured out window condensation.
Imagine a season of Star Trek where each episode is 12 hours long instead of 1 hour because they included all the scenes of people eating, sleeping, and walking from the bridge to the engine room in real time.
“We’ve reached the point of this polarized pandemic where our current plan for salvation is convincing certain recalcitrant men that wearing masks is the testosteroney thing to do.“