*sad music plays*
Alyx - "Daaa…..d"
*Slow fade in*
*Eli's lifeless body is shown in the hangar from Ep2's ending*
*slow fade back to black*
*Soft whir from Dog is heard*
"Wha… what is that Dog? Is tha…. is that....??"
*Screen fades back to Dog holding the same ball from Black Mesa East*
"Dog, where did you get that?"
*Another, more excited whir is heard from Dog*
"What?? A game? A game of...." *dramatic pause* "BASKETBALL?"
"Dog, I... I...….. I DO BELIEVE IT'S ON!!"
*Cue exciting techno-hip hop music*
Announcer - "That's right! Return to the world you've been waiting for... for VR BASKETBALL!! Play against Dog or challenge a friend in the world's first fully immersive virtual BASKETBALL experience!!"
Alyx - "Now that's a sLAMBDA'unk!!"
Pre-order now to get the Alyx Vance TF2 Bandana!!
...I mean this is modern Valve we're talking here....