POSTAL 4 Delivered to Early Access

In a surprise release, Early Access to POSTAL 4: No Regerts is now available for Windows on Steam, offering a new installment in Running With Scissors' outrageous open-world shooter series (thanks Gematsu). Here's an Early Access Launch Trailer with a look at the game's over-the-top action set to the sounds of Tattoo the Scars. The description of the clip has details, calling this a sequel to POSTAL 2 in an effort to deny the existence of POSTAL 3, which was released on Steam back in 2011 without the involvement of Running With Scissors:
The POSTAL Dude is back!

Several years have passed since the events that devastated the once proud town remembered as Paradise. The only two to walk away from the cataclysm unscathed, the hapless everyman known as the POSTAL Dude and his loyal companion Champ, drive aimlessly through the scorching deserts of Arizona looking for a new place to call home. After a fortuitous gas station rest stop ends with their car, trailer home, and the rest of their worldly possessions stolen, all the Dude’s seemingly got left to his name is his canine cohort and his bathrobe, and neither of them smells all that great. However, on the horizon, the duo glimpses an unfamiliar and dazzling town that beckons to them. What untold prospects lie within? Fame? Fortune? Maybe a bidet or two? Edensin awaits.

POSTAL 4: No Regerts is a satirical and outrageous comedic open world first person shooter and the long-awaited true sequel to what’s been fondly dubbed as "The Worst Game Ever™", POSTAL 2! (No third game is known to exist.)

Key Features

  • Free roam, open world, sandbox gameplay: Approach your daily set of Errands in a non-linear fashion! Seek out optional Side Quests for additional rewards! Or ignore all of that and just cause general pandemonium at your own leisure!
  • Jon St. John, industry veteran and legendary voice for Duke Nukem, in the role of the POSTAL Dude!
  • A brand new town to explore: Discover Edensin and unearth the dark secrets of this gambling town! Visit the local penitentiary, but don’t become a permanent guest! Meet the mysterious and exotic locals at the Mexican border! Cruise the roads in style in your own fashionable Mobility Scooter! Test your luck at the casinos on the Zag, all under the watchful eye of the monolithic ERC Tower!
  • Pacifist vs. Aggressive: Enjoy full freedom in your choice of playstyle! New ammo types and other tools to greater support peaceful (or non-lethal, at least) confrontations, but violence is still always an option too!
  • Over-the-top arsenal: Series classics return such as the iconic Shovel, Gas Can, and the famous boomerang Machete! Brandish new weapons like the AK and Tazer Baton! Set traps and unleash feathered chaos with the new Pigeon Mine! Get creative with the Spurt’n’Squirt’s unique liquid ammo types: Fill it with water to put out fires, gasoline to create an improvised flamethrower, or urine to shower Edensin’s residents!
  • Potent Power-ups: Add that familiar POSTAL twist to your weaponry with power-ups such as the classic Cat Silencer, the slow motion-inducing Catnip, and the dual wielding Energy Drink!
  • Bevy of interactivity: Feed Doggie Treats to strays to gather canine armies to do your dirty work! Grab and carry around objects to stack them and reach new areas or just throw them at others to annoy them! For the first time in the franchise, use and flush toilets!

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Oct 15, 2019, 17:42
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Oct 15, 2019, 17:42
 
I think this game has a lot of insulting things to say and do and to offend as many people as it can. I hope it offends everyone.
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Oct 15, 2019, 12:56
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Oct 15, 2019, 12:56
 
Yeah meh, mobile games look much better than this...
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Oct 15, 2019, 12:26
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Oct 15, 2019, 12:26
 
Eh, honestly, this looks like Postal 2 with updated graphics.
No thanks.
I have given up on waiting for BIS to come back to their senses and do a real ArmA 2 successor.
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Oct 15, 2019, 02:32
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Oct 15, 2019, 02:32
 
HELL YEAH
"On 2646.215 I myself attacked & destroyed TCS Tiger's Claw in my Jalthi heavy fighter"
Bakhtosh Redclaw Nar Kiranka
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Re: POSTAL 4 Delivered to Early Access
Oct 15, 2019, 02:22
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Oct 15, 2019, 02:22
 
I'm excited for this because it looks so similar to Postal 2 which was amazing and pretty deep for a FPS. Gonna wait for the finished version though...
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Oct 15, 2019, 01:59
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Oct 15, 2019, 01:59
 
Looks like absolute garbage.

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Oct 15, 2019, 00:04
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Oct 15, 2019, 00:04
 
Hopefully its better'n Postal 3 was. Apparently that one was just a whole lotta no.
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"i hope this ones good. I'm ready for the farts and dildos! "
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Oct 14, 2019, 23:05
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Oct 14, 2019, 23:05
 
Even 20+ years ago I didn't enjoy these games and this looks even worse.
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Oct 14, 2019, 21:48
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Oct 14, 2019, 21:48
 
Just tried, wow, pretty bad.

It is a slightly better looking Postal 2, with the same crappy level design. Terrible animations and confused AI. Optimization is horrible, it's not even close to being done (clipping through walls, incomplete buildings), not save/load, rebinding of controls, most options locked.

Truly early access.
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Oct 14, 2019, 21:39
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Oct 14, 2019, 21:39
 
I find it funny that "No regerts" has become so much of a popular meme that the original people who got those unfortunate tattoos now probably look all hip and cool.
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Oct 14, 2019, 20:41
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Oct 14, 2019, 20:41
 
jacobvandy wrote on Oct 14, 2019, 20:27:
It is kind of impressive how similar it looks to Postal 2, despite the higher detail in textures and effects. They might even actually be re-using some of the old animations and such, maybe as placeholders?

Not that it's a bad thing. Some better level design and #2 would've been a great little game. Wasn't terrible, but the levels held it back (assuming engine limitations). A bigger/better designed slightly better looking Postal 2 will be a fun violent romp.
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It is kind of impressive how similar it looks to Postal 2, despite the higher detail in textures and effects. They might even actually be re-using some of the old animations and such, maybe as placeholders?
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Oct 14, 2019, 20:20
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Oct 14, 2019, 20:20
 
This game's time has come and past a long time ago.

We've seen and done it all already.

If they want to do it right it should of been taken to the next level like XXX adult only with a VR twist or something.
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Oct 14, 2019, 19:49
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Oct 14, 2019, 19:49
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Mmmm, smells like chicken
I pwnz j00!
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Oct 14, 2019, 19:37
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Oct 14, 2019, 19:37
 
It looks like Postal 2 with updated graphics.
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