Untitled Goose Game Flies Out

Untitled Goose Game has left the nest, and is now available on the Epic Games Store offering a stealth comedy game. The Launch Trailer offers a look, and the description explains what a silly goose you are:
It's a lovely day in the village, and you are a horrible goose.

Untitled Goose Game is a slapstick-stealth-sandbox, where you are a goose let loose on an unsuspecting village. Make your way around town, from peoples' back gardens to the high street shops to the village green, setting up pranks, stealing hats, honking a lot, and generally ruining everyone’s day.

Featuring:

  • A horrible goose (that's you)
  • A town full of people just trying to get on with their day
  • (you hate them)
  • A dedicated honk button (!!!)

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Re: Playing for the Planet
Sep 24, 2019, 04:51
Kxmode
 
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Re: Playing for the Planet Sep 24, 2019, 04:51
Sep 24, 2019, 04:51
 Kxmode
 
jdreyer wrote on Sep 22, 2019, 03:10:
Pr()ZaC wrote on Sep 21, 2019, 23:03:
The Relentless wrote on Sep 21, 2019, 22:14:
English or African?
I don't know that!
GAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!

10 points lava!
"Hard times create strong men. Strong men create good times. Good times create weak men. And, weak men create hard times." - Those Who Remain by G. Michael Hopf
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Sep 22, 2019, 03:10
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Sep 22, 2019, 03:10
 
Pr()ZaC wrote on Sep 21, 2019, 23:03:
The Relentless wrote on Sep 21, 2019, 22:14:
English or African?
I don't know that!
GAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!
'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that 'I do' is the longest sentence? - GC
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Re: etc., etc.
Sep 21, 2019, 23:03
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Sep 21, 2019, 23:03
 
The Relentless wrote on Sep 21, 2019, 22:14:
English or African?
I don't know that!
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Re: Untitled Goose Game Flies Out
Sep 21, 2019, 22:51
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Sep 21, 2019, 22:51
 
Kxmode wrote on Sep 21, 2019, 18:18:
Really hate the art style.

I kind of like it. It's unique, and kind of like a children's book or something.
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Sep 21, 2019, 22:14
 
English or African?
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Re: Untitled Goose Game Flies Out
Sep 21, 2019, 21:51
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Sep 21, 2019, 21:51
 
What is the average air speed velocity of a laden swall... goose?
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Sep 21, 2019, 20:09
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Sep 21, 2019, 20:09
 
HoSpanky wrote on Sep 21, 2019, 18:46:

<Wild story>

So yeah, geese are dicks.

Wow. So friggin' crazy. See, where I'm from we'd just grab it by the neck and bash its head into a wall.
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Sep 21, 2019, 18:46
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Sep 21, 2019, 18:46
 
Cutter wrote on Sep 21, 2019, 18:10:
Slashman wrote on Sep 21, 2019, 14:09:
I didn't know geese were quite so assholish!

You've never had any interaction with geese? Oh yeah, they're not just assholes, they're incredible assholes! People say it with awe, 'What an asshole!'


Let me tell you about a goose.

Years ago, I worked on the 4th floor of a building, as tech support for dial up Internet. Like I said, YEARS ago. One of my coworkers, let’s call him Ryan, made the grave error of parking his car in a parking spot near a tree that a goose had decided to build her nest under. Her mate was extremely displeased and chased him away. Well he came out to get his car after work and as he came around the driver’s side to get in, there was the goose, waiting for him (all mentions of “the goose” from here are of the male). It chased him around the car and he jumped in the passenger door.

For several weeks, no matter where he parked, the goose would be waiting for Ryan when he came out. If he attempted to walk to the building nearby with a food court, the goose would try to land on his back and dig in the raptor-like hooks they have on their feet. It never approached anyone else, just Ryan. So all summer, this poor guy had to wear a heavy trench coat to avoid getting badly injured by the goose. Since he was “defending his nest”, it would be a crime for him to retaliate. The goose had a bright pink tracker around its neck, so it was also part of a field study.

Well

One day, one of the girls I worked with stood up and motioned for everyone to come over by the window. All 8 of us came over, and there, down between the highway and the parking lot, was the goose. There were other geese there, but the bright pink tag was clearly visible. He was pissed off as hell, we could hear him honking through the glass and at least 150 feet away. He had his wings out and was strutting around. Ryan was quietly saying “oh please, come onnnn, do it! Do it!” As that shithead kept rushing toward the cars on the highway then shying away. And then he ran out onto the highway, right in front of a semi going about 70 mph. As you’d expect, the bird didn’t even slow the truck down as it exploded around it. Ryan immediately threw both hands over his head, yelling “WOOOOOOOO!!!!!” until he ran out of breath. He got written up for being so noisy in a call center, but it didn’t faze him. He came in to work the next few weeks like that intolerably happy asshole every office has, but no one held it against him.

So yeah, geese are dicks.
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Re: Untitled Goose Game Flies Out
Sep 21, 2019, 18:18
Kxmode
 
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 Kxmode
 
Really hate the art style.
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Slashman wrote on Sep 21, 2019, 14:09:
I didn't know geese were quite so assholish!

You've never had any interaction with geese? Oh yeah, they're not just assholes, they're incredible assholes! People say it with awe, 'What an asshole!'

"You have enemies? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life."
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Sep 21, 2019, 14:25
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Sep 21, 2019, 14:25
 
This game is amazing, played all the way through!
$15 for lots of laughs. Highly recommend!
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Sep 21, 2019, 14:09
 
I didn't know geese were quite so assholish!
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Sep 21, 2019, 13:57
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Sep 21, 2019, 13:57
 
If it lets you shit on things I will buy this immediately.
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Sep 21, 2019, 13:05
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Sep 21, 2019, 13:05
 
You should have a pair of ducks as henchmen.
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